Tiger Woods

HiWhy am I going to blog about Tiger Woods since I do not really care if he was unfaithful to his wife and he had several mistresses? What do I care? It is none of my business! Except I am sick and tired of hearing his sorry behind in the news so much. Why did he not apologize right away? He is not dumb! He has many dumb advisers who advised him to wait until the people are glued to the OLympics. Then there will not be a lot of people that will watch him. Brilliant!!!! I guess these people does not gat paid for sitting in their behinds! Ha! Ha! Ha!What do I think, first of all, how he got caught? Of course, it is the new technology, the cell phone! He mst have been cursing his mistress and cell phone that day. I can just imagine him with that look, cursing #@!!!, and his cell phone saying," I am glad I am sturdy and strong that I did not melt or die with his look! Ha! Ha!"Why did he do it? His " dippity do(is this the right word) or his "ding dong" had the itch. He had to get women, not one but several to cure that itch! And these women are not cheap either. Each one of them cost thousands!!! What can this women do that his wife cannot do? Anything and everything perhaps, that Tiger has not dreamed of and wife cannot give to him. What an idiot!!!! Ah! What money can buy! Too bad, he got caught! Of course, eventually he will get caught, because he is very famous, and a lot of people would like a piece of him. After all, he sells and is idolized by people. Can his wife be blamed for this? Of course, because she trusted him and did not go with him everywhere he went. Ha! Ha! You guys thought I will say something different! Of course not! I blame it all to Tiger and the women. The women cannot resist the call and smell of the dollar! Do you think it was because they love Tiger? Of course not! He is rich, young and not too bad looking. In this case money talked! Why can't these women find a better, decent jobs? Probably, they will say because it is an easy buck! They do not know anything else to do except to cater to these rich man! It is soo wrong! Phoey, different men all the time!! There must be something wrong with this women. Are they on drugs that they can do it, or isit just the smell of the green bucks? After all, it is not just a measly $10 or $20. What am I talking about? I don't know what the going rate is now for the " ladies of the night", and I do not really want to know. Get a life! They probably will say that they have a better life than you or I. Maybe, but it is just temporary until they are dumped for a sexier,younger and prettier girl. That is what happened, that is why, Tiger has plenty of women! It seems like he does not have any respect for women. He treats them like a piece of junk. He pays for it, and when he is done, he discards them. I wonder if he is sick up there, beides being sick down there? They did not know and does not want to know the wear and tear it is going to put on their " thingie" and body. That is right, the aftermath of this on their " thingie" and body, besides the probability of contracting HIV and other venereal diseases. I wonder if Tiger has been to the doctor to be tested for these awful diseases? Oh,well, it is none of my beeswax! Enough of this!!!After all this drama, his sponsors dropped him like flies. Watch it though, in a few months, he will be hunted back by them and he will rise more victorious than ever. The public is very forgiving and he is their idol! Besides, golf is losing money when he no longer appeared onthe tournaments. So, give him a few months, and he will come out and play golf again. Plus, that is his passion.I cannot imagine how they do therapy in the sex rehabilitation clinic. Do they just talk to him in a session, or they let him do it 24 hours a day nonstop until he says, "Enough, I cannot take it anymore!". What I think they should do is run an electric current on his " ding dong". That is it! That will be a riot!!!!! What will happen? Then it will be Mr. Limpy. Then he will think twice before he becomes unfaithful again! Can you just imagine him being introduced," Ladies and gentleman, Mr Limpy Woods!" What a name! Ha! HA! Ha! Mr Limpy Woods! Serves him right!
Posted by vs at 2/20/2010 10:56 AM Add Comment