Celebrity Apprentice, Two Episodes

It seems every Sunday, I am drawn to watch celebrity apprentice! Why? Probably, I like to see the feuding women who are always on each others throats! You are something else!!! You want to see fighting? Not really a fist fight, but just the constant bickering! You are c...r..a..z..y!!!! Or maybe, I like to see how the celebrities can accomplish their given tasks by the Donald! Speaking of Donald Trump, how come when he talks, his lips are like the letter " O"? Is that natural? Or is that through hours of practice, to make that his trademark, besides the fingers,when he says "You're fired" ???? His son does not talk like that, but his daughter is the same way with her lips!! Do you find it attractive??? Not really! I find it annoying!!! How about you guys, have you noticed it???? What do you think??? I was trying to talk like that, but I had a hard time!!! And I am laughing at myself when I was trying it, because, my lips are sooo pouty and my speech becomes so loud!! Maybe that is what I should do to have pouty lips! Then I do not need an injection to make my lips fuller!! Ha! Ha! Ha!! Good idea???On the 04112010 episode, each team has to make a commercial for the Right guard Total Defense 5. The project managers were Curtis Stone for the men, and Holly Robinson Peete, for the women. They hired two basketball players to help each team. For the men, Rock Solid, Clyde Dexter is their helper, and with the women, Tenacity, it was Scottie Pippen! Before the tasks, two women played hooky, Sharon Osbourne, who called in sick ( sounds familiar guys... at work?), and Cyndi Lauper, who went to meet the president to celebrate a new law being passed! I wonder what law was that? What was Cyndi's role in that law??? Anyone???Anyway, to make the long story short, the men won! It is because the women did not have a new idea for the 10 second spot, and also the project manager insisted on the target audience as the moms, which the Right Guard executives already said no. The target audience should be young teens! Was Holly, the project manager canned??? No! It was Selita, the model who was fired!!! For one thing, Selita in the boardroom, was very quiet, unlike Holly that was sooo fierce like a lion! She was really trying to fight hard to save her sorry behind!!!!! That is a legitimate firing, because you can see all the women hauling and carrying items for their task, but where do you see Selita??? In the company of Scottie Pippen!! She was busy trying to feed him, which George saw! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Selita, Selita!!! What is wrong with you, you lazy bum!!! This reminds me at work, that when something hard needs to be done, you cannot find anybody to help you! Everybody disappears, like a mouse, to their holes!! Right???? I changed my mind about Selita.... She is just a lazy, lazy woman who just wants to parade her skin in underwear, after all!!! When it comes to lifting, or duties that need physical work, forget The Victoria's secret angel!!!! Sayonara, Selita! You are hopeless!!! How about the episode on 04182010? This episode involves two rising country singers, Emily West and Luke Brian! Their task?? To do a makeover of Emily and Luke in time for their photo shoot, interviews and concert!!! The project managers were Cyndi Lauper, for obvious reasons, and Goldberg, who volunteered since he has not been a project manager! Goldberg... You are a fool!!!! You should have given it to Brett, since he knows more about music!!! Crazy, crazy Goldberg!!! As soon as Cyndi heard Emily's voice, it is Emily she wanted to work with!! The transformation of Emily was stunning! She seems sophisticated and so polished, thanks to Cyndi, who watched like a hawk on everything! She would not have anybody have a say on the task except Sharon, which again resulted in a free for all between Cyndi, Maria and Holly! More drama!!!! Women! Women! Women!!!! On the other hand, Stupid Goldberg gave all the responsibiity to Brett. To me, even if Goldberg did not delegated the task to Brett, I am sure that Brett would have thrown his two cents constantly to him!!! Do you think I am right? Okay, back to Brett and Luke! Brett had a hard time with Luke, since Luke has his own ideas! Luke, for the life of Brett cannot be changed. Everything the team said to him was turned down!!! Then, why did Luke come to have a makeover, if he will not cooperate and listen to the men??? Go, figure!!! I guess all of them were frustrated, for the celebrities... Luke's hardheadedness, and for Luke, for the celebrities trying to change him into something that he is not!!! I think though that it is a huge mistake, Luke!!! These men are famous!!! Not like you!!! You are just starting out... You should have listened to them!The concert came. Luke started. Everybody liked him, because his music is bouncy!! I like it too! What did he wear? He wore what he usually wear with just a borrowed chain from Brett around his neck, which he reluctantly wore! He said why would he wear and do something that will make him uncomfortable?? He has a point there! What do you guys think? Is he right, for sticking to his true self? I guess the celebrities did not intimidate him one iota! Hurrah for him!!! On the other hand, Emily, gave herself fully and totally to the mercy of the women! I mean, to the mercy of Cyndi!!!! The transformation was remarkable! And when she opened her mouth, it was wonderful! Both rising country stars did well. Their music are totally opposite each other, Luke more bouncy like Elvis, and Emily, soft , slow which made Cyndi cry!!!Who won in the challenge? The women, of course!!! Who got fired? Goldberg, because he said, he delegated 95 % of the task to Brett!!! Then he tried to tell Donald that he was wrong with his math, that it is only, 90%, 87% or 70 %!!! Okay, Goldberg, which one is it??? You are sooo darn stupid!! Serves you right, to be fired!!!! Just go back to wrestling! You do not need brains nor math!!!!! Adios, sayonara, and good riddance to you!!!!!
Posted by vs at 4/19/2010 8:55 AM Add Comment