Bachelor

Reality shows has been emerging left and right on television. There is a great following of these shows, and it is cheaper than the regular soap operas to produce. And it seems people like it. One of these shows is the Bachelor starring Jake Pavelka, a pilot., which just finished last Monday. Why do we like watching the Bachelor? Is it because of the romance, the fighting among the girls for one man or something else? What else could it be? Do we like watching him kiss and get steamy with all the 25 women? I do not think he kissed all 25, because some were let go on the first airing. Ok, not all, but mostly all. I was wondering, how unsanitary is that, kissing a woman, one after another. Does he ever toothbrush or gargle a mouthwash before the next kiss? I am dying to know! Because if he did not. Yikes!!! He is getting all the saliva from the different women! That is really gross!!! How much bacteria did he accummlate in his mouth? Of course, it does not matter to the bachelors, the bachelors are in seventh heaven! Where else can they make out with 25 gorgeous women in one time, except on this reality show? They can pretty much take advantage of the women, kiss them whenever he wants, no questions asked! It is legitimate, and it is good for the ratings. Right???? Ok, previous bachelors, let me know the answer to these questions: 1) did you toothbrush or at least gargle n between kisses? Before the girls kiss, they should have asked that question. But can you just imagine the girl asking Jake, " Jake, you have kissed so and so, did you toothbrush? Because if not, I do not want to kiss you. That will be so unsanitary!." Ha! Ha! Ha! At this point, Jake might be laughing outside but on the inside he is fuming. He is so pissed off that he is making a mental note, " No rose for you tonight missy!" The second question is: Did any of the bachelor develop "monkey lips" or mononucleosis due to kissing? Let me know bachelors! The world is dying to know!!On the final episode, there were two gorgeous women left, Tenley Molzahn, a sweet girl from Huntington Beach, and Vienna Girardi, a sultry siren from Geneva, Florida. Jake chose Vienna over Tenley because there were no sparks between him and Tenley. If I were Tenley, I would have told Jake to go to hell! She should further say,"How dare you say that after you made out repeatedly with me!" Jake said there were no physical attraction between them! Was Tenley prude on closed doors than Vienna? Hmmmm. We don't know and we will never know, I think. I just found out that the cameras does not follow them 24/7. Oh, well, boo,hoo to Tenley. You are not as forward as Vienna. If I was Jake, of course, I would have chosen Vienna, also. First, she is very forward, and she flings herself wholeheartedly to Jake, no holds barred! She is only 23 years old, very immature and very daring. She is heads over heels in love with Jake, so she says. He also is saying that he is in love with her! Is that just a physical thing? Like I said, the cameras were not with them 24/7! And from the look of it, she is forward and a very bold kitten. Men like that! But beware, Vienna, if it is only because of physical chemistry, that might die soon if he finds a more exciting, more daring kitty!!!! There is more to a relationship than a physical chemistry! Also, Jake chose Vienna even though she did not get along with the women in the house, because he can easily dump Vienna! All Jake can say is she is hard to get along with!!! Good thinking Jake!! After all, Jake seems to be a good actor! I have not seen a bachelor cry and agonize with the decisions so much! I can give him an A+ for acting. Or come to think of it, are this all in a script, so the ratings will go up? So, what do you guys think, will there ever be a wedding? Or will it follow the other bachelor's story, which is, a broken engagement ? We have to wait and see.... Give it probably at least a year. Jake and Vienna, prove me wrong!!!How about Ali Fedotowski, who chose her job over Jake? Was this also on the script, so she can come back as the new bachelorette? What do you guys think? Did she do this on purpose so she can gain peoples approval, and will have her 10 minutes of fame? It worked!!! Ha! Ha! She is suddenly on the limelight. But how about her job? Who cares, that is what she will say. That measly job? Thanks but no thanks, I am a big celebrity now, thanks to my drama. She will be making much more than her old job. She can probably be called the best drama queen in the history of the bachelor! Once the bachelorette starts, she will be laughing very hard on the way to the bank! But watch it, she might end up with mononucleosis and " monkey lips!" Will he outdo Jake in his kissing scenes, in retaliation? That remains to be seen. Until next time.
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