Brangelina

Brangelina, short for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, one of the well known celebrity couples in Hollywood. The couple, the media is in love with, the couple that every papparazzi cannot wait to get a shot of to sell to magazines, tabloids and newpapers. Their pictures are worth a lot of money. Why is everyone obssesed with them? For one thing, these two are an embodiment of a glamorous life. They are young, beautiful, rich and famous. Young and beautiful, I don't know about Brad Pitt! The last time I saw his picture, he was sporting a long beard that is speckled with gray. He did not look young and beautiful to me! He looked more like a homeless person! Did Angelina do that to him? Boy! Oh, Boy! Brad, compose yourself and become again, a young and beautiful person! Do not let Angelina intimidate you! I think she has you wrapped around her pinkie!! Why pinkie, and not fingers? Because, he can be wrapped around with just that! A pinkie! Or better still, she probably will just give her an evil eye, and presto! Brad will say,"What honey, what else do you want me to do? Where is my To do list for today?" Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ya, just the mere look of her! Did you see those eyes? They are so piercing, sometimes, I can just imagine that Brad will just do and obey! I can just imagine what Jennifer Aniston is thinking," That is what you get for ditching me!!!! Ha! Ha! Suffer, you, idiot!!!! Stupid, Imbecile!!!!). BBrangelina are good actors, and they make good movies. They are also involved in humanitarian acts, which is very commendable. Let us talk about one of their children, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. She is 3 years old, and is the subject of controversy. Have you seen her new look lately? She is a girl, but she was photographed sporting a boy's haircut and wearing clothes for boys! She has that tomboy look and wants to be called John! Are kids this age already know what their sexual orientation is? Or the parents dictates to them? I don't know. Does anybody out there know the answer? For one thing, maybe in this case, Angelina, is dressing her like that. It will stir controversy, and she will be in the limelight! And so are them, the parents!! They are smart!!! They are probably saying, He! He! He! We are getting more popular because of her!!!! For heaven's sake, Angelina, stop dressing her like a boy! I did not include Brad Pitt because I think Angelina is the one wearing the pants in that family! Oh! Oh! Did I get a grunt from Brad? Or a nod? Does Angelina not want Shiloh to grow like her, idolized by thousands and millions of men ? Maybe, that is it! She does not want Shiloh to follow her footsteps, who falls for every guy that she co-stars in a picture, marries them or have a fling and Adios! Sayonara! Angelina is such a sex kitten that the men falls for her, hook, line and sinker! And she can really kiss! My, Oh, My!!! Hmmmm. You are just jealous! Admit it! No, I am not! Admit it! Okay, maybe a little. That is good that Angelina already has monkey lips, otherwise, her lips will thicken up due to too much kissing! Ha! Ha! Look at her movies! She has sooo much passion, it is very believable! Who would not fall for her? Ha! Ha! I got you, boys, you are mine. Yes, this is Angelina's song," Ha! Ha! I got you boys, you are mine!" What an appropriate song!Can you believe that Shiloh has a waxen replica at New York's Madame Toussaint's Wax Museum? She is the youngest model in the wax museum! Her wax is wrapped in swaddling clothes, laid in a manger, flanked by her famous, proud shiny- faced parents. Who cares? I don't really care, but it is interesting, though, that she is the only celebrity child who has a wax in the museum! There are other celebrity children out there! Why is that? Go figure!!!!Now, let us go to the nitty, gritty. How about the impending gloom in the Jolie- Pitt household? Their separation, which they have denied incessantly! We do not know, but hopefully, they will not, for the sake of the children. After all, they are still like us who, I believe, yearns for a normal family life. So, let us give them some space so they can have a little peace and quiet! What do you mean, they chose this life! You are so right! But I still think they should still be given a chance to improve their family life! I think what they should do: Brad and Angelina should talk about it and have a plan on how to conquer their problems, for their sake and the sake of their children!!!!
Posted by vs at 3/12/2010 9:06 AM Add Comment