Celebrity Gossip

What are we blogging today??? Juicy celebrity news!!! Are you ready for it??? Should I start with the good ones or the bad ones??? Can I have a coin, please??? Now, what are you and where are you.... in the football game to see who will kick and who will receive? I do not know about you!!! You always think of something!!! LOL.

Let us start with the good news. Prince Albert 11 of Monaco is officially engaged to a hottie!!! She is the former champion swimmer from South Africa, Charlene Wittstock. She is only 32, and the prince is 52. She is 20 years younger than the prince!!!! So, if she turns 70, the prince will be 90!!!! Ayyayay!!!! Is that really love??? Well, love is blind, and age does not matter!!!! Will he be doing what she will be doing all along their married life??? Who cares??? It is not you!!! Leave the two alone!!! Whew!!! Well, the prince is not that bad looking. I am not saying about his looks, I am just commenting the age difference!!! Hmmm... let us talk about her ring. Her engagement ring, center stone, is 3 carats, designed by Parisian jeweler Maison Repossi!!! Estimated cost??? $100,000!!!! That's it??? Some celebrities give their woman bigger blings than that!!! Well, the prince is being frugal, and there is nothing wrong with that!!! Besides, that is a big bling already that she will be wearing!!! Any comments????

Next.... Harrison Ford, 67, and Calista Flockhart, 45, who just recently tied the knot on June 15th! It was an outdoor ceremony on the hilltop grounds of New Mexico's governor, Bill Richardson!!! Ford was in New Mexico shooting an action flick, "Cowboys and Aliens." Do you know what they were wearing??? Flockhart was wearing a simple white sundress, and Ford was wearing jeans!!!! Jeans? On your wedding day??? Well, I guess Ford has been known as Indiana Jones, so maybe he thought that he was in a film shooting! He! He! He! Isn't that something??? This is the first marriage for Flockhart and the 3rd for Ford. Flockhart's son, Liam,9, served as the ringbearer. Ford has 4 children and 2 grandchildren! They have been together since 2002!!! It was about time the two got married!!! And I am with Flockhart, it does not matter what your man wears on your wedding day! At least now, for sure, he is all yours!!!! What do you mean??? Some married people stray after sooo many years of marriage!!! Well, I mean, at least, it is on paper that Ford is her legally wedded hubby! And if he strays, she can have big bucks from him!!!! He has more moolah than her since he has been around longer and has more box office winners to his name!!!! Ha!Ha! Ha! I could not believe you!!!! Unless, they have signed a pre-nuptial agreement??? Wait!!! There is a 22 years difference on them! They have been together for 8 years, and they decided to seal it with a marriage!!! So, really, age does not matter!!! Love is a many splendored thing!!!! My, my, my,,, she will start to sing!!! Please spare us!!!!

Chelsea Clinton. The plans are underway for a July 31st wedding on an undisclosed, secret location, which will be within a 3 hour drive within New York City!!! Who cares??? Do you care??? Not really! Why are you blogging it??? Did you see my topic??? Ha!!! Now, do you get it??? Back to Chelsea Clinton. Her fiance is Marc Mezvinsky, an investment banker!!! I am sooo surprised that she did not hook up with a lawyer so she can be in the political ring!! Maybe she had enough of it with her parents!!!! She probably just want to live a normal life, away from the pressure of politics!!! Can you blame her??? What do you think???

Now, let us go to the bad part. The breakup of Tippi and Al Gore, which had been in the headlines for quite sometime! Then the news got even bigger when masseuse Molly Haggerty, 54, came out of hiding!!! Al Gore reportedly groped, kissed her and made unwelcome sexual advances in an upscale hotel suite on October 24,2006. The Portland police re-opened the case and an investigation is underway!!! What is it with well known men??? They cannot keep their sexual urges in control!!! Are they that lonesome??? Whee, they said that it is lonesome on the top! That must be true then! So, what is the solution??? Keep your wives in tow wherever you go!!! Phooey.....that will not be fun!!! But that will keep them from future embarrassment!!! Quick!!! Anyone have a suggestion or a gadget that will help these sex brains not to go to overdrive??? I cannot just imagine what that will be and how it will look like! Will people buy it?? Maybe not, or maybe discreetly!!! Lol...

Tiger Woods! Wow!!! Eli Nordegren, 30, is going to be awarded $750 million!!! This is the biggest payout ever seen in a high profile divorce!!! She is getting complete custody of their 3 year old daughter Sam, and 1 year old son Charlie!! Only stipulation????? There are ifs and buts?? Not a lot! Nordegren can never publicly talk about Woods affairs, and Woods has to keep his children away from his girlfriends that Nordegren does not know!!! I think Tiger Woods will completely replenish that $750 million in no time since he is the highest paid athlete! $750 million!!! I cannot imagine how that much money is!!! Do you??? Think of how many homeless people that can be fed and given a roof on their heads!!! Oh, my gosh, you are straying from your subject again!!! Sorry, I could not help it because of the homelessness issue in this country!!! Back to Elin... what a lucky woman!!! Will she be one of the richest woman in the world then??? Way to go, Elin!!!! You deserved all this money!!! After all, it was Tiger that could not keep his zipper zipped!!!
Posted by vs at 7/1/2010 9:14 AM Add Comment