Chicago, the Windy City, home of the Wrigley Field! This is where the recent audition for America's Got Talent was held. It seems that there were so many talents in Chicago and the judges were so pleased with the outcome of the audition! But not all the people that auditioned were all from Chicago. Some made a special trip just to audition, and for some, it really paid off!!! There were some disgusting audition, of course!!! Will that ever be gone from the show??? Of course not!!!! People think they have a talent that is worth a million dollars!!!! Not!!!! Don't these people ever hear themselves, or do their friends or relatives ever tell them that their talent is for the birds??? I guess not!!!!
What were some of the auditions??? The first guy that auditioned was soooo gross!!!! His talent was to sneeze, with his eyes wide open!!! How did he accomplish this??? That was the disgusting part!!! He had to put a cotton swab inside one of his nose to make himself sneeze! Howie Mandell was sooo grossed out that he walked out from his chair and gave him an X. It seems like Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne were both hypnotized, they cannot tap the X's, so Howie had to do it for them!!! Did he ever sneeze?? It seems the sneeze eluded him once he came on the stage!!! It probably frightened the heck out of him, for doing something sooo stupid!!!! Howie was questioning him about the H1N1 and the airborne viruses that he might be giving to the audience!!!!!! Yikes!!!!! Eeeeekkkk!!!!! People are really, really stupid, disgusting and insane!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, that is enough!!! We get it!!!!
There were the usual dance groups, where some groups are better than the others. Where there some unforgettable dance routine? I do not think so!!! I think this competition has been inundated by dance groups. I was wondering why these dancers did not audition with the other dance competition???? Because these dancers are mostly in a group, and the other dance competition you are talking about is a solo routine!!!!
How about the 24 year old guy, Carlos Aponte, who came all the way from Puerto Rico?? His audition was really something else!!!!! He sang a Spanish song that blew the mind of the judges and the audience!!!! Why??? He was small and when he started singing, everyone cannot believe that it was coming from him!!!! Wow!!!! Unbelievable!!!!! If you have not seen him, and you heard him sing, you would think that he is a big guy!!! He has a big voice coming out from the mouth of a small person!!!! He is a tenor and listening to him will remind you of Luciano Pavarotti or Placido Domingo!!! Is he that good??? Yes, he is that good!!!! In fact, Piers Morgan told Aponte that he had goose bumps listening to him sing!!! Aponte did not know what that meant but thanked him anyway!!! That is what I call, a real talent!!!! Sheeeshhh!!!! With that kind of voice, I think this guy will go very, very far in his career!!!
Then there was this strong man. He is a Registered Nurse! What??? They must really like him in the hospital where he works!!! He probably can lift sooo many people all at once!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are crazy!!! What did he do? Besides carrying a big boulder to the stage, he bent a frying pan to the size of a telescope!!! Piers Morgan X'd him and could not believe him!!! He thought that the frying pan was just a soft pan. Sharon and Howie challenged him to straighten the pan! Piers was a very sorry sight with the pan!!! He could not even budge it!!! The pan was given back to the strong man, and presto! the pan was back to its original shape!!! The strong man did it in a jiffy!!! No sweat!!!! You should have seen Piers after this!!!! Ha! Ha! Piers!!!! You are a wimp!!!! That is what you get for being cocky!!!!
The last person to audition was a singer from Kalamazoo, Michigan. She had a good voice but it seemed that she lacked self confidence!!! Howie would not let her through to the next round because he thought she was not ready yet!!! How about the other judges??? Piers gave her a chance, but it took some prompting and convincing from the audience and the singer for Sharon to give her a chance!!! That is really good!!!! Now, lady, you have your once in a lifetime chance!!!! Do not blow it!!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/30/2010 10:31 AM Add Comment
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