Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Bachelorette, 06212010

It is Bachelorette time again, folks!!!! Seems like the next thing that will show up is Bugs Bunny!!! Why??? Does he not always have, " folks" on his show!!! You still remember Bugs Bunny??? Ha!Ha! Ha! What is so funny about that??? Nothing, it just brings memories. Boo... Hoo... You are going to make me cry!!!! Can I have some tissues please??? You are really crazy!!! And please do not sing the Memories song!! Stick to your blogging, will ya???

The Bachelorette started with a one on one date of Ali with Kirk who ended up with a rose. Sorry, I cannot tell more of what happened with their date since I missed the first half hour!! Why?? Well, I was out. Wait a minute, why am I explaining??? It really is none of your beeswax!!!! Okay, I get it!!!

The next date was a group date where they had horseback riding to a cave. Chris was braved enough to be the first to go down the cave with the help of a rope! Next was Ali. At this point, the other guys were saying that they should have been first down to the cave so they would have been with Ali by themselves!! Too late, guys!!! You are all chicken except Chris!!! Pak! Pak! Pak!!! What the heck was that??? The sound of a chicken!!! It sounds good especially if you start flipping your arms like a chicken!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! On the group date, no one except Ty and Chris were able to go near Ali! The two sure monopolized her and Ali was soooo happy!!!! Of course, she will be. She was surrounded by men that were trying to outdo each other!!! It seems soo cold out there, with all the glacier and snow surrounding them. Of course, it will be. It is Iceland!!! The groups next destination: Blue Lagoon, a therapeutic warm seawater which is one of the attractions in Iceland. They went in their bathing suits in the warn, steamy water while there was snow all around them!!! Isn't that neat??? Well, the kissing started again for Ali. This time, no one can see them because of the steam generated by the warm waters!!! After they got off from the water, Ali questioned Frank Neuschaefer, the retail manager from Chicago why he was in the sideline. He was not competing with Ty or Chris!! Frank all of a sudden woke up!!! Frank, Frank, Frank, what is this rumor about you and a certain girlfriend, Nicole Caruso??? The rumor further suggests that you are just trying to get exposure for your screenwriting career!!!! Is this true on not??? Does anyone knows???? If that is true, that is sooo dirty!!! And to think that Ali likes him!!!! Boy, oh, boy!!! Actually, I really do not know what Ali sees in him!!!! Did anyone received a rose on the group date?? Can you guess??? Ty received the rose much to the disappointment of Chris and Frank!!!

Kasey and Justin were picked up by helicopter on the next date. Why did the two men who despised each other went together on a date with Ali??? I think the writers or producers have something to do with this!!! Am I right??? Seems that some of the moves are not all from Ali! I think someone is pushing her or guiding her!!!! After all, it is a television show, is it not??? The producers want conflict to make the show more juicy!! It helps the ratings if the show has some spice!!! It makes it alive, and not boring!!!! Am I right on the bullseye???? The three went on a helicopter ride on top of the Eyjafjallajokull volcano spewing lava! The helicopter landed near the crater and it was such a sight to see!!! I bet these three will have this etched in their memory forever!!! By the way, before the date, Justin was able to removed his cast and throw away his crutches!! How about that!!!! There was also a cave with ice carvings!!! Brrrr!!!! It must really be cold out there!! It is on this date that Kasey showed and told Ali about his tattoo! what was Ali's reaction??? Nothing much, but I think deep inside she might be thinking how childish and creepy he is!!! Did he get a rose as his prize for his stupidity??? On the contrary, Justin received the rose!!! Nenenenene, Kasey, that is what you get!!! Now, what will you do with the tattoo? It will constantly remind you of your stupid move on national TV!!! What will the girls out there think??? You are soo crazy!!! I was sooo glad that Ali dumped you!!!! Go, girl!!!! Kasey was left in the middle of the glacier!!! Who feels sorry for him besides Ali???? Speaking of Justin Rego, the entertainment wrestler from Canada...he seems to be smirking all the time. He seems sooo fake!!!! And what is this that I heard about Justin having 2 girlfriends in Canada??? Not only one, but two??? Also, he wants to be the next Bachelor??? I don't know about that!!!! So, what do you think about Justin's gossip.... real or fake????? Back to Ali and the two guys. I do not think there was chemistry between them!!! Ali has not kissed them at all!!!!! This is one darn episode that Ali will not get monkey lips!!!! Baloney!!! Ha! You do not know about the in between scenes or episodes!!!!

This episode is probably the least kissing one that I have seen for a long time!!! Why, were you dissapointed?? When she was kissing a lot, you did not like it. Now that she is kissing a little, you do not like it either!!! There is no telling what you want to see!!! Oh, well. Now that Kasey is gone, there might not be anymore drama!!! Do not count on it!!! See the eyes of Craig, the lawyer, whenever he sees Justin! I think that will be the next drama that will unfold!!!

So, who was sent home??? Chris, an entrepreneur, from Florida!!! I can see why! It seems he did not have the guts to try to be near Ali!! He was very soft spoken and seems timid!!! To think that he is an entrepreneur!!! Quick, ladies, it seems that he will be a good catch, except you have to be the aggresive one!!!! He does not seem to have the push he needs when wooing a woman!!!

What is this about people joining the reality series to achieve fame??? They are not really into the Bachelorette except for their gain!!! I guess they cannot be blamed since the people give them the break they want once they get exposure!!!! So, I guess, if you want to be a celebrity, join the reality shows!!! The meaner you are, the more recognizable you are!!!! Are you all jumping to get an audition??? Any takers????
Posted by vs at 6/22/2010 8:09 AM Add Comment

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