Bachelorette, 06252010

Last night's episode of the Bachelorette was held in Istanbul, Turkey, one of the oldest countries in the world! Wow!!! The sceneries and the location shooting were really magnificent!!! Turkey seems to be a beautiful country to visit!!! Are we just going to ooohhhh and aaahhh of the beautiful Istanbul??? Did you forget what you were writing??? Ha! Ha! Ha! No, my dear, would I forget what I was writing??? Not on your life!!! The ever juicy, explosive drama that unfolded???

Never in a million years would I have anticipated the turn or events that unfolded in the episode of Bachelorette's last night! It was very dramatic, funny, and true to a soap opera plot!!!! I think the producers really have good writers to think of it this way!!! Kudos to the writers and producers of Bachelorette!!!! I would not be surprised if this earned them more viewers!!! Did it??? I would not have been surprised also if they have already pre-warned Ali Fedotowsky of what they will be exposing!!!! Why did you say that?? Because when Ali learned about the situation, she was calm, collected,and did not even shed a single tear!!! True, she hurled one or two expletives, but she did not seem to be really disturbed by it!!!! Or was she a very good actress now?? And for her to go from being upset to playing hostess to her first date with a big smile on her face... that is highly commendable!!! Why, if that was you, would you have been a basket case??? Would you just sulk and stay in your room and cry out the whole day??? Booo... Hooo....Sorry, Ali does not have the luxury to do this!!! The show must go on and she is being paid big bucks!!!!! Yeah, baby, this is show business!!! It does not matter if you were hurt or your ego got busted, the show must go on!!!!

What are you talking about? Tell us!!! To make a long story short, Chris Harrison had Ali on the phone with Jessie Sulidis, who warned Jake Pavelka about Vienna on the Wings of Love Bachelor episode! Jessie had with her Jessica, one of Justin Rego's girlfriend from Toronto, Canada! Jessica and Ali had a talk about how Justin wanted to be on the show and be on the top 3 with Ali since the top 3 bachelors get to be famous! Jessica further told Ali that going to the show will benefit both of them!!! Ali remained calm during all this. Wait a minute??? How did the producers come up with Jessie and Jessica??? Were the producers digging on evebody's skeleton closet and see who will have the best gossip that money can buy and in return, a hike in their ratings???? If that is so, that is sooo dirty!!! So, future contestants, be really honest before you join any of these reality shows!!! You do not want to be a laughing stock in the whole world!!! Why did Jessica do it??? She must not really love him!!! Or did they offer her lots and lots of moolah that she cannot refuse???

Ali came marching to the bachelors pad and confronted Justin in front of the guys! Pow!!! One score for Ali!!! Justin was flabbergasted and was cornered!!! All he can say is he just need his wallet and passport and hobbled out of the room, with Ali, in hot pursuit!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! The next thing that follows is really hilarious!! Justin was trying to escape the camera to no avail...limping through hedges and bushes, while Ali was yelling to him to talk like a man! That was a sorry sight for the cornered idiot, jerk, loser!!!! Justin, what kind of a girlfriend do you have, exposing you on national TV??? Did money really talked on this??? How about your sorry behind, back to Toronto??? Are you going to benefit from all of this, or will you be the subject of ridicule??? You should be named the greatest liar/idiot/jerk in the history of Bachelorette!!!! Did Ali learned her lesson from all of this??? I do not think sooo!!!

Ali came back with a smile on her face to Ty for their one on one date. They went through a bazaar and a Turkish bath! Ty explained why he got a divorced, living with a stay at home mom, and his wife had a job!!! I think that was a very lame excuse!!! Ali, why did you not dump Ty??? You are crazy for even giving him a rose!!!!!

The group date turned out to be hilarious! The guys had to do a wrestling match with professional olive oil wrestlers! Olive oil!!! When I saw Ali rubbing the olive oil on the guys back, all I could think of is salad!!! The olive oil will really be good with the salad or as a dipping sauce for bread! Just add cheese and a little pepper, and presto!!! Yummmy!!!! Oh, oh!!! Here she comes, talking about food!!!! Remember your waistline!!!! Ooooopss!!! Back to wrestling! The 4 bachelors were no match to the 4 locals, they were just handled like ragdolls! What is with Ali that she consented to punishing the guys instead of giving them a good time to see the sights of Istanbul??? Yikes!!! That is not a good time, Ali!!! i think she regretted that decision but it was too late, the damage has been done!!! Then the 4 bachelors had to wrestle with each other. Whoever wins will get a one on one date with Ali! Who won?? You will not believe who won! Craig R, the lawyer, against Roberto, a baseball superstar!!!

Craig's date was held on a tower where they had a drink and a dessert. Then there was a fireworks display. At this point, I was thinking, Craig, make your move!!!! It seems with women, Craig is hopeless!!! He really needs help, with a big H!!! Gee, whiz!!! The woman is right there in his arms waiting patiently for him to make the first move, and what did Craig do??? Nothing!!! Ali must really be dismayed and annoyed too, for she did not give him the rose!!! This is another stupid one!!! Craig might be a good lawyer, but with women, he needs a lot of lesson!!!! If I was there, I would have pushed him and smacked him to wake up and kiss Ali!!!! Dumb lawyer!!!!

The last one on one date was with Frank held in a bazaar, where Frank tried on hats and Ali tried on a belly dancing ensemble! Frank's eyes must have dropped to the floor when he saw Ali with the ensemble!! Ali is a cutie and have a nice body!!! For that, I am jealous!!! Oh, well. That is why, you should exercise and eat sensibly!!! Stop with feeding your face with everything!!! Yes, mam!!!!Frank was talked into buying a beautiful, big carpet with other things, which he was hauling on the way to their dinner. The place was nice, in temple like structure. The table was in the middle of the water, reached by wading across. Why don't you just say, in the middle of a swimming pool?? Because in the swimming pool, you have to swim, there you just walk, since the water is onle a few inches high!!! Got it??? At last, Ali is back to the kissing business with Frank!!!! With that said, Frank earned his rose!!! What does Ali sees in Frank??? I do not know. I do not think I like Frank, but I am not Ali! Wait!!! There is a rumor that Frank has a girlfriend, who is waiting for him. Frank came to the show, just like Justin, to further his career in screenplay writing!!!! What a scheming scumbag!!!! Too bad, Ali does not know all this before the start!! So, now what happens?? Who knows???

Who was sent home?? I did not have any doubts on my mind that stupid Craig will be sent home! I was absolutely right!!! Craig and Ali did not have any romantic connection!!! Craig, you fool, your chance was there and you did not take advantage of it!!!! You did not seize the opportunity that was there on your fingertips!!!! Nenenenene... you miss to see how Ali tasted!! Ali must be a good kisser that the other guys keep going back for more!! And to think that you did not grab that one and only opportunity in your lifetime!!!! Bye..bye... Craig!! Ali, Craig would have been a good catch! I wonder if he does not have any romantic experience yet! Hmmmm....
Posted by vs at 6/29/2010 8:05 AM Add Comment