Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bachelorette, 06072010

Here we are again, blogging about the previous Bachelorette episode!!! Either you love this reality show or you are running out of topics to blog!!!! Oh, oh, you caught me off guard with this remark! I guess you are right! Love is a strong word...I like the show, but not love the show, that is why I keep coming for more episodes!!! Does that make sense???? Mercy!!! There are a million topics to blog since there are constant news everyday on all topics, from politics, religion, current events, etc, etc. Yes, there will be millions of topics to choose from daily! It is just picking what you like that you can blog! How about the juicy and controversial ones? Maybe, maybe not, it depends on my mood!!! Wow!!! At least you are honest! I thought that you will say thanks, but no thanks!!!! Once you start writing, it is easy to be lost in your thoughts and go off in a tangent, is it not???? Before I really start blogging something else, I will stop and go back to my original topic. A very good idea!!! Excuse me, who asked your opinion??? Oooops, sorry.

The show started with a one to one date with Ali. Do not ask me the bachelor's name because I do not remember! Oh, oh, did you have a brain fart??? Yes, I did!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! I got you!! You thought that I will say something different!!! Do you want to hear it? Ha! Ha! Ha! You are sooo gross!!! Just stick to your writing, will you??? Okay. Did you know what they did, with the object of just eating and hanging out???? It was sooo dangerous!!! If that was me, I would have left and said, sayonara, baby.... nothing will be good for me with this outlandish idea!!!! Even if you are supposedly with the woman of your dreams??? Heck, no!!! I think you are just saying this because you are not getting the adventure of your lifetime!!!! I do not know??? Would you do this, guys and gals if you were in his shoe??? Silly, goose!!! First, tell us what it was before you keep on ranting like a lunatic!!!! Well, they have to walk a tightrope on top of the building crossing to the other roof across to have dinner!!! True, they have safety equipment with them but nevertheless, it was a dangerous feat! Ali must really like living on edge!!! Well, the dangerous date must have paid off for the bachelor because not only was he was given a rose by Ali, but he got to kiss her a million times!!!! Ali, are your lips sore now??? LOL. You are sooo silly!!!!

The next date was a group date, where the bachelors together with Ali will shoot a music video with the Barenaked Ladies! I thought the Barenaked Ladies are all women!!! Goodness, gracious!!! Do you not listen to music??? You are sooo out of it with music!!! Oh, well... The first scene was with Frank, who was hilarious!!!! Now, why is it that you remembered this guys name??? I am not sure.... probably because they keep emphasizing on the show that he lived in Paris. Plus, he has this funny black pair of eyeglasses!!! I see!!! He stands out in the crowd, so to speak!!! Yes, you got that right!!!! Anyway, his scene was for Ali to slap him on the face! He had 9 takes, each slap harder than the preceding one! What an unlucky guy to get this part!!!! Needless to say, the rest of the guys were hysterical!!!! They did not envy him one bit!!! Would you???? The other episode was for Jonathan, the weatherman, who freaked out on his part in the library, kissing Ali!!! He was obviously uneasy and nervous especially with the rest of the men watching!!!! What do you think happened??? Ali came to his rescue!!! She saw how nervous he was that she planted him a passionate kiss! Wow!! I wonder if the weatherman has never kissed a woman before??? Is this probably Jonathan's first kiss??? What do you guys think???? Maybe...maybe not! Who knows?? Anyway, as soon as Ali made the first move, he woke up!!! Jonathan, you are an imbecile and an idiot... waithing for your princess to rescue you!!! You know, it is a good thing I was not there or I could have given you a very big piece of my mind!!!! What an idiot!!!! You are sooo crazy!!! If indeed this was Jonathan's first kiss, that is the reason why he was edgy. Give him credit for even not fainting!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! The next shooting was a steamy bed scene. It was soo hot that the other men could not bear to watch it! Ali and partner did not even hear the cut from the director! They were sooo engulfed with each other that they forgot they were just shooting a scene!!!! Was Ali taking advantage of the situation???? You bet!!! Is that not the other way around, the guy taking advantage of Ali? Nope, it was Ali taking advantage of the guys!!!!! What do you all think????? Hmmmmm..........

Then there was Justin, the entertainment wrestler from Canada. He sneaks out of the mansion, walked several miles in crutches to Ali's house! What a dingbat!!!! Does this show his love for Ali or something else?? He was all sweaty when he arrived at Ali's house! I guess he got Ali's sympathy for his escapade! I would too, it shows how determined he was to show Ali that the crutches is no hindrance for his love??? It is a question mark because I really do not know if he is real or not, like the other guys think! But how about his crying?? He was really upset and crying for the guys ganging up on him!!! What can he do to turn this around???? It looks like Ali and Justin does not have any romantic interest with each other. Why do you say that?? When he was at Ali's house, they did not show them kissing! Maybe, they just did not air it! He was at Ali's for quite sometime, that is why Justin robbed Hunter's date with Ali for several hours!!!! Speaking of Hunter, he only had 5 hours on a one on one date with Ali because of the unexpected showing of Justin! Ali decided that there was no romantic connection between her and Hunter, so Hunter had to go home straight from Ali's place! Well, it was his fault! You can see that Ali was waiting for him to move, but no dice!!! It seems he was either timid or bashful, or maybe he forgot how to be with a beautiful woman?? He was paralyzed and all he can do is talk, talk, talk!!! Hunter, Hunter, you are a stupid idiot!!!! The woman is there with you, and you did not make your move!!! Oh, well, at least he was able to eat the hamburger, hotdogs and corn that they grilled!!! I wonder if Hunter will ever eat hamburgers, hotdogs, or corn ever again???? Why not?? It will remind him how he blew his chance with Ali! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are sooo silly!! Goodbye Hunter, no more Ali for you! Nenenenenene...

What happened when the other bachelors learned about Justin's escapade? The men were beside themselves!!! Ali spilled the beans to Roberto who blabbed it to all the other men!! Ali did not know that the other men did not know. Too late, Ali!!! You just made another reason for Justin to be more hated by the rest of the bachelors!!!! At this point, Ali cannot help to compare Justin with Vienna on the previous Bachelor episode with Jake! Will Justin have the same fate as Vienna?? I do not think so, but it remains to be seen!!!

Of course, Justin dodged elimination this time for obvious reasons. Eleven men remain vying for Ali's love! It is still a long way to the finals. There will be more drama, more fun and most of all, more kissing for Ali!!!! Is it not unsanitary for a girl or boy to kiss one person after another?? Yuck!!! Think of infectious mononucleosis, and the bacteria roaming around inside the other people's mouths!!! And to kiss, not only one, but several in a row???? Come on, you know how good it feels to kiss!! Yup, with someone you love!!! But not several in one sitting, that will just be a maybe boyfriend!!!! Does she even have a sanitary spray?? What are you talking about? She does not care obviously, she is in seventh heaven!!!! Also, she has to taste each and everyone to see which one she really like!!! That is gross!!! Yikes!!!! I rest my case!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/8/2010 8:50 AM Add Comment

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