Here we are again talking about the numerous talents showcased for the past two nights in America's Got Talent!!! This time, the auditions are from Orlando and Portland! Orlando seems to have many good talents as opposed to Portland!!! Why is that?? Is it because the Disneyworld and Universal Studios are there?? Here we go again!!! A question answered by a question??? Why do you always do that?? Why not?? You are killing me!!! Sorry, but I am not even touching you!!! Oh my gosh!!! You are making me sooo tired!!! Why and how??? Never mind, let us return to America's Got Talent!! Good!!!
There were many magicians that auditioned in Orlando. The one that sticks to my mind is the guy that swallowed a thread, and it came out from the lower part of his belly! When he was pulling the thread from his body, Nick Cannon said that he can see blood on the skin!!! I think I saw this magic before. If I am not mistaken, I think it was from a well known magician, David Blaine!!! Then there were many group dancers. The dancers that were featured were not unforgettable, that is why I am not even going to write about the dance groups!!! I can remember the saying," when you see one, you have seen them all!" Is that the saying or I screwed it up?? Please correct me if I got that wrong!!!
The talent that was unforgettable was the 16 year old Dutch boy dressed as Amadeus Mozart! He can really play the piano!!! Very impressive!! He was really funny and witty. When Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandell were kind of joking about his outfit, he told them that is what he wears to school!!! The two were shocked in disbelief, and the Dutch boy quickly remarked that he was just kidding!!!! Hurray fo you, kid!!! You got them!!! One point for you!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Portland!!! What talents were in Portland???? They had weird talents, dancers, as usual, singing and magic! There was a bicycle daredevil who asked Nick to help him out. Nick had to lie down on the stage while the bicycle daredevil moved around Nick being very careful that he does not touch Nick! He was successful with that act with Nick's delight, except when he was trying to manipulate his bicycle on top of concoctions, he fell once, the reason why Piers Morgan was quick to give him an X. He redeemed himself though and earned a spot in Vegas!!! Woo Hoo!!!
There was chaos that erupted when this one act came on stage with a lot of chihuahua!! I was not really sure how many dogs were there, but it seems too numerous to count, and everyone were trying to catch the eluding dogs on the stage and on the floor with the audience!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was really funny!!! Did the act earn a spot in Vegas?? What do you think???
The 75 year old woman who came next to do a hand whistle to the tune of America the Beautiful was fantastic!!! But........... her performance was gross!!! What did she do that grossed you? Well, before her act, she rub lotion on her hands and started licking her hands!!! Sharon was sooo grossed out that she said no to her for the next round!!! She was able to win Piers and Howie, and sell Howie one of her books on hand whistling!!! Howie, she touched that book with her licked hands!!! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
One of the dance duo that was different is the couple that did their dance while rock climbing!! That was really ingenious!!!! The funniest episode in the show was when this one woman started singing a nonsense song and Nick, being Nick, did his zany, stupid dance acts! I tell you, Nick was very entertaining and he sure can move his butt!!! He was sooo crazy, and people just loved him!!! No, his helping of the lady did not earn her to go to the next phase!!! Nick is sure lots of fun, unlike Piers that is always gloomy and uptight!!! You should also see Howie's expression that changes a lot with each performance!!!! Just by watching Nick and Howie, you will surely be entertained!!!! Forget the auditioneers and just watch the two! Wait, is there such a word??? Auditioneers??? I do not know and I don't really care!! Come to think of it, it seems like a good word! Maybe someday, I will start my own dictionary!!! Oh, oh, now she has very a high ambition!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Why, is it only Webster that can have a dictionary??? My, my, my!!! Then do it!!!
What else was in America's Got Talent? Now, you want more! Sorry, but I have to go now, nature is calling me!!!! Sayonara, adieu, farewell, bye!!!! Until next time......
Posted by vs at 6/24/2010 8:30 AM Add Comment
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America's Got Talent, 06162010
The last two auditions of America's Got Talent highlighted the talents from New York City and Orlando!!! As usual, there were a variety of performances, be it singing, magic or dancing. There were a few exceptional talents in New York City and horrible performances in Orlando. All in all, it seems that there were more talents in New York City than Orlando!!! Why is that??? Because New York is the city of arts and culture!!! Naturally, they will have more talents out there than in Orlando!!! Does that make sense????
There were really good talented people in New York City, like the lady who has been singing in the subway for 20 years!!! Her voice was fantastic!!! And as Sharon said," How come nobody has signed you up yet?" Maybe, no one has really paid attention to her on the subway! You know how it is on the subway, everyone is in a hurry!!! And no one will really take the time to stop, listen and talk to you!!!! Sharon should know that! Ooopss... I forgot! Sharon does not ride the subway. She is probably always driven on a fancy car or a limousine!!!! How would she know what a subway is??? Right???
There were other acts like a bevy of dancing beauties, a magic that was really good! The magician traded places with his assistant inside the box on the count of two!!! How did they do it sooo fast??? Incredible!!! The 12 year old dancers can really dance! They were fabulous, it seems that they are already professional ballroom dancers!!! They can really move across the dance floor!!! How about the little girl with her four dancers??? She was sooo disappointed that she did not make to the next round!!! The judges remarked that she was not ready yet, but the audience disagreed with them!!! I think that she should have been given a chance, because there were other acts that were worst than her that went through to the next round!!!! Was it because she was so young and the judges thought that she has plenty of time, unlike the old, red haired lady that sang and was terrible??? Also, I am not good in makeup, but please, someone, help the poor old lady with her makeup!!! LOL. I was not going to make fun of her, but she really looked ridiculous, with red hair, black made up eyebrows, and was her lipstick, black??? Her lipstick seems to be outside of her mouth??? Goodness gracious!!! Why are you criticizing the lady??? She is in her seventies!!!! Oh, well. I really think that she can use some help in the makeup department!!! Sharon, why don't you please fix her up a little?? Just a little? Ha! Ha! Okay, fix her up a lot so that she will be more presentable!!!!! How about the last guy that performed? An illusionist?? He really did not have any tricks, but oh, was he ever f...u..n..n..y!!!!! Piers did not get it and said that the two clowns, meaning Howie and Sharon, will let this guy through!!! Of course, they did, and Piers was exasperated with them!!!!
How was the talent in Orlando??? There was a bunch of lady dancers from India who made use of their arms and fingers beautifully! Next was a singer who was sooooo nervous, that you can see that he was shaking up! I did not think that he was that good, but the judges let him go through to the next round!!! They were probably feeling sorry for him!!! Hope he redeems himself in Las Vegas!!! How about the horrible act of the 6 months engaged couple??? What did they do??? He inserted a sword on his mouth , and pulled it back out!! Then he inserted into his mouth a long drill!!! That was sooo horrific that the judges had a hard time looking, but they let them go through to the next round!!!! They must be really sick and crazy, just like the couple!!!! Whew!!! Very sickening, disgusting and insane!!! I guess this is what some people like to see... disgusting stuff!!!! Was it entertaining??? I do not think so!!!! If this act was showing somewhere, I will not pay to see it!!! Come to think of it, I will not go and watch it even if you pay me!!! Yikes!!! No, sir!!!! That is not entertainment!!! Maybe for weird, sick people, but not for me!!! Ugggghhhhh!!! What kind of word is this??? i do not know and I do not care since I am sooo horribly disgusted by that act!!!! Do any of you like to see this kind of entertainment??? Sure, it is different, but do you have the stomach for such a performance???? The guy said that during one of his performances, he cut something inside that he had to stay in the hospital for 4 days!!!!! See what I mean??? What a weird thing to do to make money!!!! The last performance was a bunch of dancers who said they almost did not make it to the audition because of finances. They claim they do not even have a decent place to practice!! They really delivered and everybody liked them!!! Another group that will make its way to Vegas!!!!
Where will they be next??? I do not really know, but there are sure many, many good talents in the good ole USA that need to be discovered!!! Thank goodness for America's Got Talent!!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/17/2010 8:36 AM Add Comment
There were really good talented people in New York City, like the lady who has been singing in the subway for 20 years!!! Her voice was fantastic!!! And as Sharon said," How come nobody has signed you up yet?" Maybe, no one has really paid attention to her on the subway! You know how it is on the subway, everyone is in a hurry!!! And no one will really take the time to stop, listen and talk to you!!!! Sharon should know that! Ooopss... I forgot! Sharon does not ride the subway. She is probably always driven on a fancy car or a limousine!!!! How would she know what a subway is??? Right???
There were other acts like a bevy of dancing beauties, a magic that was really good! The magician traded places with his assistant inside the box on the count of two!!! How did they do it sooo fast??? Incredible!!! The 12 year old dancers can really dance! They were fabulous, it seems that they are already professional ballroom dancers!!! They can really move across the dance floor!!! How about the little girl with her four dancers??? She was sooo disappointed that she did not make to the next round!!! The judges remarked that she was not ready yet, but the audience disagreed with them!!! I think that she should have been given a chance, because there were other acts that were worst than her that went through to the next round!!!! Was it because she was so young and the judges thought that she has plenty of time, unlike the old, red haired lady that sang and was terrible??? Also, I am not good in makeup, but please, someone, help the poor old lady with her makeup!!! LOL. I was not going to make fun of her, but she really looked ridiculous, with red hair, black made up eyebrows, and was her lipstick, black??? Her lipstick seems to be outside of her mouth??? Goodness gracious!!! Why are you criticizing the lady??? She is in her seventies!!!! Oh, well. I really think that she can use some help in the makeup department!!! Sharon, why don't you please fix her up a little?? Just a little? Ha! Ha! Okay, fix her up a lot so that she will be more presentable!!!!! How about the last guy that performed? An illusionist?? He really did not have any tricks, but oh, was he ever f...u..n..n..y!!!!! Piers did not get it and said that the two clowns, meaning Howie and Sharon, will let this guy through!!! Of course, they did, and Piers was exasperated with them!!!!
How was the talent in Orlando??? There was a bunch of lady dancers from India who made use of their arms and fingers beautifully! Next was a singer who was sooooo nervous, that you can see that he was shaking up! I did not think that he was that good, but the judges let him go through to the next round!!! They were probably feeling sorry for him!!! Hope he redeems himself in Las Vegas!!! How about the horrible act of the 6 months engaged couple??? What did they do??? He inserted a sword on his mouth , and pulled it back out!! Then he inserted into his mouth a long drill!!! That was sooo horrific that the judges had a hard time looking, but they let them go through to the next round!!!! They must be really sick and crazy, just like the couple!!!! Whew!!! Very sickening, disgusting and insane!!! I guess this is what some people like to see... disgusting stuff!!!! Was it entertaining??? I do not think so!!!! If this act was showing somewhere, I will not pay to see it!!! Come to think of it, I will not go and watch it even if you pay me!!! Yikes!!! No, sir!!!! That is not entertainment!!! Maybe for weird, sick people, but not for me!!! Ugggghhhhh!!! What kind of word is this??? i do not know and I do not care since I am sooo horribly disgusted by that act!!!! Do any of you like to see this kind of entertainment??? Sure, it is different, but do you have the stomach for such a performance???? The guy said that during one of his performances, he cut something inside that he had to stay in the hospital for 4 days!!!!! See what I mean??? What a weird thing to do to make money!!!! The last performance was a bunch of dancers who said they almost did not make it to the audition because of finances. They claim they do not even have a decent place to practice!! They really delivered and everybody liked them!!! Another group that will make its way to Vegas!!!!
Where will they be next??? I do not really know, but there are sure many, many good talents in the good ole USA that need to be discovered!!! Thank goodness for America's Got Talent!!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/17/2010 8:36 AM Add Comment
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