Showing posts with label Michael Bolton. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dancing With The Stars Season 11, 010042010

There is a new leader of the pack in Dancing with the Stars! Her waltz earned them a whopping score of 26, with one 8, and two 9's!!! How about that??? She was soo graceful and the choreography was so nice that even the three judges were impressed!!! Will she keep her crown next week??? Who knows??? I am talking about Audrina Patridgeand Tony Dovolani!!!

Let us take a look at all the dances. Each dance had a storyline which in some, I did not get it. I thought I was the only one, but the judges did not get it too!!

The Situation and Karina. They did the Foxtrot, a 2.0 version of the situation where they went to a time machine and their wardrobes were instantly changed! The Situation showed his abs with his see-through top to the delight of Bruno and others! I think there is still a lot of improvement that The Situation needs to do! He is still too stiff and no grace whatsoever!! Well, what do you mean??? He is a guy that has not been dancing like the professionals!!! You got that right!!!

Margaret Cho and Louis van Amstel. They had fun with their Samba but she was not really into the timing of the dance. Sad to say, but they earned the lowest score of 18!!! Margaret is older so she, of course will have a harder time manipulating her body! It will take time to get her body tuned in to dancing!!! She made a remark that she was studying ballet when she was younger, but someone commented to her that she was the fattest ballet dancer she has seen, so she kicked off her dancing shoes from then on!!! That is a shame! Kids can be very mean!!!

How about Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas? The storyline was a homeless guy that will dance for food! Their Foxtrot was something to be desired! Bristol was still very stiff and not graceful at all!!! And what is it with her outfit??? It seems tooo old fashioned!!! She is a young girl!!! Well, she does not want to embarrass her mommy!!! But she looks old with her outfits!!! She should try to loosen up!! She seems so uptight everytime she is on the dance floor!!! Have fun!!! You are only once in DWTS!!! Make the most of it!!! It is easily said than done!!! Let me see you on the dance floor watched by millions!!! Sorry, but we are not talking about me!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Jennifer and Derek with their Samba. It had a student/ teacher storyline, which showed how hot Jennifer is still is!!! I was dissapointed though when they seemed to have tangled on one of the spins!! As a result, they only earned a score of 24!!! Come on guys, you are better than that!!! Time to go back and reclaim your #1 status!!!

Brandy started the practice with a duct tape she brought to put on her mouth to listen to Maksim's teaching. If I am Maksim, I will do that on all practices from the beginning to the end!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Brandy seems to be sooo opinionated and hard- headed??? Am I right??? The storyline was a bodyguard to a singer. I thought the dance was lacking something, but it still earned them a score of 24!!!

Florence and Corky with their Sound Of Music. Florence had trouble grabbing her skirt from time to time! What do you expect from a 76 year old dancing the waltz??? I think she was ok considering her age! At least she is still alert and can still dance!!! Their score was 20!

Kurt had to practice being graceful before their Foxtrot. He had a tea party with his 2 adorable daughters, where he had to sit on a small chair and drink tea in small cups!!! That was sooo cute!!! The storyline was turning a bad day into a good one, which earned the 6'2" Kurt and Anna a 23!!!! Every little things help....right Kurt????

How about Kyle and Lacey? Kyle's challenge was to find softness which he passed with flying colors!!! Their dance was with the Eagles which Lacey did not know who they were! Sorry, people, I don't know the Eagles also!!! Lacey can really dance too. It is just not noticeable because of his size! But he has the grace and moves of a good dancer!!! They had a score of 23!

Last but not least is Rick and Cheryl. Doing the Samba with the storyline of a basketball loser finding a hooker was not bad at all. I think Rick earned more points ripping his shirt! LOL. Score?24!!

The guest stars were Ne-Yo and Michael Bolton. Michael Bolton had to fill in for Susan Boyle at the last minute. Susan had a severe throat infection and was supposed to tape Leonard's Cohen's " Hallelujah" on the show. Last month, Susan was prevented from performing the 'Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent with a 100 piece choir because the rights to the song were not cleared in time for US audiences. Susan was left in tears and was upset when she flew back to Scotland. It was really commendable for Michael Bolton to cancel his engagement. His rendition of Hallelujah was really good!!! I was sooo impressed!!!! After the performance, Michael had to go back to Iowa for his gig!!! What a trooper!!! What can you say to that, Bruno????

Too bad, someone had to leave the show. This week it was Margaret Cho and Louis van Amstel. So long, Margaret!!!! Did you guys had fun watching the shows and wished you have the grace and a professional dancer to teach you??? Yup, but I guess we will just have to settle to watching!!!!



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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dancing With The Stars, 092710

It is week 2 of Dancing With The Stars and there is already a celebrity that became upset with one of the judges! I would too, if he tells me that I danced the worst jive in all 11 seasons!!! Ouch!!! Double Ouch!!! First of all, I think that remark was uncalled for!!! Second, some of the celebrities are not dancers... sure, they are entertainers but they probably have 2 left feet!!! Kudos for them for at least trying to dance in front of million of viewers!!! And probably some of these celebrities, like the one that was ridiculed in front of millions of viewers probably is earning more than any of the judges!!

Which judge committed the worst blunder in the history of Dancing With The Stars?? None other than Bruno Tonioli!! He told Michael Bolton during his jive routine with Chelsie Hightower that the dance was the worst jive in 11 seasons!!! Bruno, Bruno, Bruno, when you were learning how to dance, did you get it just like that??? You need to go to a school that teaches how to speak right and not hurt the feelings of people!!! Who do you think you are???? You can really tell that Michael Bolton was really hurt! Michael told on live TV that Bruno is inappropriate and disrespectful!!! Bruno is really something else!!! What??? I can't say the words here, you know!!! I thought the previous dance episodes had worst dancers but Bruno kept his mouth shut on them!!!! Why??? Who knows!!!

The storyline of Chelsie and Michael's jive dance was based on the song, " Hound Dog," which I thought was very lame. Michael crawled out of the doghouse. Yikes! Chelsie, how did you came up with such a gimmick??? During the interview of Brooke Burke with Chelsie and Michael, Brooke asked how the pair came up with the storyline. Duh!! Brooke, were you listening and watching?? What is wrong with these people at DWTS??? They have lost it!!! Comments, anyone????

The leader of the pack was once again Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough! Even though Jennifer's neck was hurting due to the plate and 4 screws on her neck from her surgery last year due to cancer of the thyroid, she really danced her heart out and really nailed the dance! They only received a score of 24, that is why booing erupted from the audience!!! They should have gotten a better score!!! Why judges, is it because it is only week 2 and no one deserve a 9 or 10??? Hmmmmm.....

How about Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer with their Quickstep?? He is really good, considering how his body is built! What do you mean?? Didn't you see him??? That is why Lacey is trying to control his fast food diet!!! Fast food diet!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are ninkampoof!!

What about Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas? I was really surprised to see her dance this week. She has really improved and it seems that she has loosened up a little!!! Mama Palin was there watching her little girl! When Mark and Bristol went to Alaska, Sarah Palin was trying to imitate Bristol's shimmy! Did she succeed??? Sorry, I will not touch that with a ten foot pole! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bristol reminds me of Kelly Osbourne that had emerged from her coccoon into a confident, young lady!!

The rest of the celebrity dancers have also improved. It remains to be seen which ones will emerged as contenders. To date, I only see Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey! Brandy?? Not really! She seemed too over-confident! The Situation?? Too stiff!!! This reminds me of what Carrie Ann Inaba said after the dance number of The Situation and Karina Smirnoff. Carrie Ann asked The Situation what his shoe size is. When he replied size 11, she said that he is pigeon- toed??? What the heck does that mean, Carrie Ann??? What does shoe size have anything to do with being pigeon- toed?? I don't get it!! The judges of DWTS have gone berserk!!!! I can't wait for the other episodes to see what else will come out of the judges mouth!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

There is a professional dancer that we really miss!! Who??? Edyta Sliwinska, the sexy dancer with skimpy material on her outfits! I guess she have a major disagreement with the producers about her role and her husband, season 1 champ Alec Mazo's role on the show. I also read that Edyta wants to go back to school to get a degree in Communications and Dance. Is this right, anyone? Can she walk away since she is still under contract? Who knows??? Good luck, Edyta!! But you are one dancer that is really missed in DWTS! Any comments???

The dancers are getting better and the judges are getting meaner and lose. What else do you think are we going to see in the episodes to come??? Who knows??? I cannot wait!!!

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Dancing With The Stars, 09212010

Dancing With The Stars new episode is here!!!!! There are 12 celebrities paired with the dancing experts, and as usual, the emcees are Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke. Brooke's outfit on the first day of the episode was sooo revealing that if someone accidentally pull it off, her breasts will be really bared very easily!!! That is why I was really surprised to see her outfit on the second day was so modest!!! Oh, well, since she has a good body, she flaunts it!!!! Are you jealous??? Considering that she has 4 kids, that is remarkable to have a body like that!!!! You are right!!!!

Who are the dancers? They are the following: Bristol Palin/ Mark Ballas, Rick Fox/ Cheryl Burke, Jennifer Grey/ Derek Hough, Michael Bolton/ Chelsie Hightower, Margaret Cho/ Louis Van Amstel, Kurt Warner/ Anna Trebunskaya, Florence Henderson/ Corky Ballas, David Hasselhoff/ Kym Johnson, Brandy Norwood/ Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kyle Massey/ Lacey Schwimmer, Audrina Partridge/ Tony Dovolani and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino/Karina Smirnoff.

Let us talk about Bristol Palin. She is very stiff, and a little on the heavy side. If she can manage to stay long in DWTS, I think her body would be a knockout. She has a pretty face also. Mama Palin should see to it that her dear daughter does not get eliminated soon!!! Bristol also seems to be on the shy side considering she had been on the limelight a lot!!! Well, with time she will emerge beautifully and gracefully from her coccoon!!!

Rick Fox is very tall for Cheryl! Cheryl had to get a 4 inch shoes to make her taller!!! How could Cheryl walk and dance in those heels??? I wonder if her feet went bonkers after each dance???? I was surprised that Rick has rhythm! He is also good looking. No wonder he got Vanessa Williams!!! Too bad, Cheryl, I do not think you will get any blings from Rick!!!!

Jennifer Grey, Baby from Dirty Dancing. Wow!!!! She can still move gracefully and beautifully with Derek!!! No wonder she got the highest score for the night...24!!!! I think she will be the favorite to win!!!

How about Michael Bolton, the singer??? He is very stiff and it seems that Chelsie was leading him!!!

There was too much comedy with Margaret Cho and Louis. Sure, it was entertaining, but she is in a dancing competition, not in a slapstick comedy hour!! I was soooo surprised that she dodged elimination!!!!

Kurt Warner, the retired football player. He is okay. He needs more practice!! Why is he retired?? He seems too young to retire! Not with football!!! Do you want him to be the old man of the team??? I do not think so!!! And if he could afford it, why not???

How about the 76 year old Florence Henderson??? She has a lot of spunk in her!!! She really wants to dance but the dance does not seem to fit her right!!! Well, look at her age!!! At least she is trying. I want to see you dancing in front of millions of viewers when you are 76!!!! I do not think you will be able to move like her!!! Okay, you are right!!!! I admit she does look good! I wonder though how much botox she has been injected already???? Ha! Ha! HA!! You are sooo crazy!!!! Ay..ya...yay!!! Shhhh.... We are not going to talk about that, okay??? We are here to talk about dancing!!!

Brandy Norwood, the singer. She is really good!!! I was not surprised that she can dance. She is also one of the contenders for the trophy!!!

Kyle Massey. Wow!!!! With his size, I was really surprised to see him dance!!!! He can really move!!! He is also a contender for the trophy!!!!

How about Audrina Partridge?? She needs a lot of practice!!!! Very stiff, not graceful!!!!

How did Mike Sorrentino got the nickname The Situation??? Anyone??? is it from his role in Jersey Shore??? With only 5 days of practice, nobody can really expect a lot from him!!! He is young, I am sure that he will be able to grasp what Karina will teach him!!! Any bets that Karina and him will be romantically involved???

David Hasselhoff. He is too gimmicky which did not work with both the judges and the viewers!!!! Adios David!!!! Too bad for Kym, she is off too from DWTS!!!!

Well, well, well, we saw the start of DWTS. Do you think it will have the same intensity as last years???? Probably. There are at least 3 that is in the position to garner the trophy!!! Who knows...there might be other that will push themselves to the limit!!!! Comments, anyone?????

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