SATURDAY TIDBITS SEPTEMBER 12, 2015

Saturday tidbits. First of all, why on Saturday?  Don't you have anything better to do than sit on the computer pecking on the keyboard?  Don't you have any dates? What are tidbits? Goodness gracious! Why are you bombarding me with questions? Yes, you are right...I do not have anything better to do!

Tidbits...any juicy news......

Let me see....Do you know how to correctly measure a cap for the fireplace? One has to climb the roof and measure the length and the width of the fireplace. There are many different fireplace diameters in the store, 9" by 13", 13" by 13" etc....wow! Now you think you are an expert on fireplace caps now? Hehehehe No, there was something new I learned again! 

Did you know that eating in a fast food place is not that cheap anymore?  Please do not use the word cheap. What word am I suppose to use? Inexpensive! OMG! Aren't those words synonymous? Yes, but inexpensive has more class! Yuck! I can use any word I want to use! Do you have a problem with that? My, my, my, testy! testy! testy! Why did you not use coupons? I forgot them at home! Oh, well. Lesson learned: Do not leave home without your coupons! Ha! Ha! Ha! El cheapo! 

We parted ways with our 2002 Ford Focus ( yes, you got that right! 2002 ) after around 150,000 miles today..... driven around town. long distance travel, work and pleasure. It was sad....for the Focus had been with us through the hot wave or the cold wave, whether sleet, snow, rain or sun. It had been a dependable mode of transportation for us and had been with us for over a decade. Can you imagine that...a small, no nonsense car driven for over a decade. Sure, it had some problems but we were able to get it fix and get it going again and again. Until it's last breath, it managed to drive home and died on us on our garage and not on a street or a forsaken place. Goodbye, our faithful and dependable Focus. I really thank God for sending us a very reliable and a dependable Focus! I hope and pray that our other cars will also be dependable and will last for a long time!

Since it is Saturday and Sunday, it is time to feed our soul.  We went to the Saturday mass and it was raining, by the time the mass was over, the sun was shining brightly! We feel really blessed and hope and pray that everyone will have a blessed, safe and a happy weekend.

May God bless all of us!

Computer Woes

Why is my topic, " Computer Woes?" Because there are so many things with the computer that will give you headache, especially if someone is like me that is not computer savvy! You would think that since I have been blogging for a while now that I am really good with the computer! Boy, oh, boy, you got that wrong!!! Hmmmm....let us see... in my opinion, you do not have to know a lot about computers to blog. All you need are your fingers that do the walking in the keyboard, is it not??? You do not even have to be proficient in typing...which is me. I just peck with my fingers and I get by with my typing which was better now than before! Woo...hooo! Are you serious?? You call that typing?? What else do you call it?? Pecking the keyboard??? That sounds like a Chinese dish...Peking duck!!! Yum!!! Do you want some??? Oh my gosh!! I do not know about you. We were talking about typing...the next thing I know.. we are into Chinese food!!! Ay..ya..yay....can you please be serious?? Why??? This is a free country..sort of... so I can day what I want to say! Do you have a problem with that??? Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Testy! Testy! Testy! Now, why are you talking about toast? Do you want me to toast a bread for you??? Yikes!!! Are you hungry??? All you can think of is food!!! What do you want me to think about??? Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, oh, never mind...I see your mind is in the gutter!! Back to our topic....

Why don't I learn how to type correctly?? That is really a good question. I was going to say, " What for?" Oh, my gosh! Please do not answer a question with a question! Why not??? Sigh...you are sooo crazy!!! Excuse me...it takes one to know one!!! Ha! Ha! I got you!!!

The computer was so crazy today. I was trying to post a comment, and it would not let me! It took me 30 minutes to figure it out why it was not posting! You did? Wow! Wonders never cease!! Amen, I say to that!!! Am I a genius now??? Not in a million years, kiddo!!! Oh,well.

What else is your computer woe? The keyboard! The letters are gone!! It must be because of my pecking! You are right about that especially with your long painted nails! What does my painted nails have anything to do with that?? You are nincompoop! I think you meant my pointed long nails! Painted...pointed...same thing! Not really....one has an a after p, and the other one has an o after p! Now, you are an expert in spelling!! Are you jealous??? LMAO!!! Do you even know what LMAO means? Yup! Just learned that last month! Wow! You are getting there too with the lingo!! Of course!!! Phew!!! You are sooo proud! Would you not be also if you learn more computer slang??? I rest my case!!!!

Computer woes, indeed! More like a nut case!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Time to say so long... farewell.....nighty night!!!!! Have a great day tomorrow!!!