America's Got Talent, 09142010

Another talent show bites the dust!!! The finale of America's Got Talent was heavy with well known celebrities including Usher and David Copperfield! When David Copperfield appeared on stage, I was trying to compare him to Michael Grasso and I can truly say that for me, Michael Grasso is in the league of David Copperfield!!!

What is wrong with Piers Morgan??? This is already the final 4, he buzzed Prince Poppycock!!! He is the cultural ignoramus, not Howie Mandell!!! He should get a nickname of Piers Morgan, aka Trigger Happy X!!!! He said that his performance was too serious!!!Last night, he admitted though that he made a mistake of buzzing Prince Poppycock!! Too late, Piers, the damage was done already which landed Poppycock the 4th place!!! When I heard Trigger Happy X buzzed PP, I was disgusted that if I was in the audience, I would have given him a piece of my mind!!!!

Michael Grimm, the 3 judges gave him a standing ovation!! Everytime he sings, he reminds me of Michael Bolton!!!! I guess he has a unique voice that is taking him to success!!!! Happy Trigger X told him that he could win the coveted million dollar prize and the headliner in Cesar's Las Vegas!!!

Jackie Evancho. What can I say??? She has a very unique voice!!! It is a real gift from up there!!! Before the announcement of the grand prize winner, I wondered though how she will be able to cope with Las Vegas at a tender age of 10??? True, she is gifted and talented, but her childhood years will be gone!!! Will she be like Michael Jackson that in later life begun to act like a child, since he did not get a normal childhood??? Wooo!!! Hold on!!! Maybe Jackie will be different!!! I hope so!!!

Fighting Gravity. They have a very unique and fresh act! I wonder who is the brains in their acts??? One of them??? Or all of them??? They surely deserve to be a headliner in Las Vegas!!!! They do not need to go back to school if they will earn millions!!! After all, with the sad economy, even college graduates are unemployed. Is that what we go to college for??? To earn top notch dollars which today is a thing of the past!!!! Yikes!!! What are you talking about??? Well, I just read that there is indeed a very high unemployment rate and it is not stopping!!! Las Vegas unemployment rate is now 25 %!!! I was sooo shocked to hear that!!! And there is this insurance agent that talks to a lot of people, everytime he talks to someone, when it comes to the question, " what is your job?", the answer is mostly unemployed!!!! This is a harsh and grim reality thet is plaguing America!!!! No wonder there is still many foreclosures, and people are not buying anything!!!! Oh, well, enough.... let us go back to AGT.....

I was soooo surprised that Jackie Evancho lost to Michael Grimm!!! I guess everyone is thinking what I was thinking that she is too young to be a headliner in the sin city!!! Michael Grimm was so shocked when Nick Cannon announced his name!!!

Speaking of Nick Cannon, he was soooo melodramatic and full of suspense!!! I guess that is Nick for you!!!

Congratulations to all 4 finalists, and good luck to all!!!! I was surprised at the outcome, but I am sure that Michael Grimm's grandparents are very happy!!!

Congratulations, Michael Grimm and good luck in Vegas!!!!!


Posted by vs at 9/16/2010 8:33 AM | Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 09012010

Finally, the remaining 5 semi- finalists of America's Got Talent have been unleashed!!! They are the creme of the crop, and the talents ranged from singing to dangerous acts to a 10 year old diva.

Let us start with Nick Cannon, the emcee. Wow, when I saw him on the stage, I was wondering what was he wearing!!! Why??? I thought his outfit was a lounging robe!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! It is probably a very expensive outfit, but to me it reminded me of a lounging robe!!! Has anybody seen it??? Any comments anyone??? Am I an outfit ignoramus???? Ha! Ha! Ha! Thanks, Piers, now I have a new word!!!!

Who were the 12 acts? They are the following: Michael Grasso - magician; Michael Lipari and Ashleigh Dejon - acrobats/ circus; Master Alexander Bui - pianist; Jackie Evancho - 10 year old operatic singer; Murray - magician; Fighting Gravity - fraternity students where the act is done in pitch black; Nathaniel Kenyon - singer; Alice Tan Ridley - singer performing in subways; Studio One Young Beast Society - hip hop dancers; Haspop - dance with a very flexible body; Debra Romer - singer; Jeremy VanSchoonhoven - daredevil bike!

There were 2 magicians: Michael Grasso and Murray. Murray made a large train disappear from the stage, and Michael Grasso, making the lady from the cage disappear, and Michael Grasso disappearing from the stage to appear behind the judges, giving Sharon Osbourne a red rose! Both are good acts, but Michael Grasso's execution was better than Murray.

Maestro Alexander Bui, a young pianist who was superb! Howie Mandell did not get it and gave Bui an X. That is when Piers Morgan called Howie Mandell a " cultural ignoramus." Ha! Ha! Ha! Good for you, Piers, for standing up to a real talent, which the likes of Howie does not understand!!! Now, Howie has a nameplate with cultural ignoramus on it!!!! I think he made the sign just so he can hide his embarrassment!!!! Right??? I just love the show because of the 2 men always on each others throats!!!! Is this real or just a show to make America's Got Talent juicy and entertaining???? What do you guys think??? Poor Sharon, she has to learn to duck in case there ever is a pie throwing or a fist fight!!! Do not pity Sharon, these judges make big, big bucks that you and i will probably never see in our lifetime!!!! You are soooo right!!!! Back to AGT......

Fighting Gravity. How about it??? They are the best new, original act that has graced this planet since the Blue Men!!!! They deserve to already have a show in Las Vegas!!!! I can't just imagine how these college guys came with this idea!!! They are brilliant!!!! Their greatest competitor is Jackie Evancho whose voice is really mind boggling!!! To sing like that at a tender age??? My! my! my! Her parents are soooo lucky.... they have a rare gem in their hands. Hopefully, they will not be as manipulative like the other parents of celebrities and that they will continue to live in peace and harmony!!!!

Debra Romer, the singer, is starting to come out of her coccoon. She is not as timid as before. Although she is not a semi-finalist, I think she will go a long way with her voice and looks!!! In fact, she announced that there are some people that are wanting to pay and sign her up!!! Good for her!!!!

How about Jeremy VanSchoonhoven, the bike daredevil?? Like Sharon says, he is like Evil Knevil. It seems Jeremy is not afraid to try out anything to further himself!! He sure is very brave with all the stunts he has been doing!!!!!

Well, the 5 semi- finalists that will compete with the other five are: Studio One Young Beast Society, Jeremy VanSchoonhoven, Michael Grasso, Jackie Evancho and Fighting Gravity!

We are going to be treated to a good show next week. After all, the best 10 acts will be performing!!! Care to bet who will end up as the winner of the million dollar gig in Las Vegas??? To me, it seems that it will be a toss up between Fighting Gravity and Jackie Evancho!!! How about you, what do you think????

Posted by vs at 9/2/2010 8:44 AM | Add Comment

America's Got Talent Wild Card, 08172010

There were 4 wild cards that were picked on last night's episode of America's Got Talent. These 4 acts were really lucky that they were given another chance!!! Did I sense an ulterior motive with the producers for this episode?? Like what??? Prolonging the AGT's program!! More program, more advertisements!!! More advertisements, more money!!!

When the wild card episode started, I thought it was a waste of my time watching it because the performances did not have the wow factor that the judges were looking for. But as the show progressed, I saw some worthy acts that can be in the semi - finals. So, you changed your mind?? Right!!!!

What were the 12 acts??? They were the following: Kruti Dance Academy - Bollywood dance group, Rudy Macaggi - dangerous stunt, CJ Dippa - young rapper, RNG - young hip hop dancers, Harmonica Pierre - harmonica player, Michael Grasso - magic, Hot Shot Tap Dancers -3 brothers and sister tap dancers, Doogie Horner - comedian, Connor Doran - kite flying, Anna and Patryk - young ballroom dancers, Michael Lipari and Ashleigh Dejon - acrobatics, and Swing Shift Sideshow - creepy dangerous act.

What can I say about the acts that performed??? Michael Grasso, the magician was really good!!!! I thought he was good the first time I saw him and I do not know why he did not make it the first time around!!! I thought CJ Dippa, the rapper need more practice if he wants to be the next Eminem!!! I also think he should lose some of his attitude!!! He seems like a little punk to me!!! Harmonica Pierre was good, but I thought he was too ambitious to do a Lady Gaga song, harmonica style!!!! Hot Shot Tap Dancers was boring!!! They need something in their act, and I do not think they can win the million dollar prize!! How about Doogie Horner, the comedian?? Although his material was better and funny, I do not think he can win!!! The kite flying by Connor Doran was really good!!! How can he fly a kite indoor without any wind??? That is the beauty of his act!!! I think though that his act belongs to inventions!!! He should make a ton of money manufacturing and selling it!!! Although Anna and Patryk executed their ballroom dancing to perfection, I do not think that their act is worthy to win!!! How about Michael Lipari and Ashleigh Dejon??? They sure know how to make everybody scared and on edge!!! When Ashleigh went down with a scream, the judges thought there was a disaster!!! Good grief!!! They sure is one act that was edgy and sexy!!! Can they win??? I do not know since there are sooo many acts that are excellent and different!!!

The 4 acts though to go to the next round are Michael Grasso, Anna and Patryk, Connor Doran, and Michael Lipari and Ashleigh Dejon!!! These acts will have to raise their acts to another level to get a shot at the million dollar prize!!!

By the way, what is it with Howie Mandell and Piers Morgan??? Don't they like each other?? Or is this part of the show to make it more interesting??? How about Sharon Osbourne?? As usual, she is the referee!! What do you think guys??? I think this so - called " feuding" by Howie and Piers mahke the show really interesting!!! As they say, there is no dull moment in the show between the 2 silly goose acting like children!!! I think " Mommy" Sharon should put the whining child in a corner and put a hat on him!!! Won't that be a riot??? Which corner of the theater??? That is for Sharon to decide!!! Comments, anyone????

America's Got Talent - You Tube

Well, well, well, America's Got Talent is now going to You Tube to discover new talents!!!!! Did they succeed??? There are some people that has gain instant fame with You Tube that AGT now has to get a piece of the pie!!!! I was really surprised that they did not finish first what they have started. And what??? Lose on the the talents from the internet??? How about the revenue that they will be racking in for starting another venture???? That is top dollars for the producers, baby!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! I cannot believe you think that way!!!! And what way should I be thinking??? What else would be the ulterior motive for looking for talents in the internet except big bucks that will come along the way???? To discover new talents!!!! Hmmmm....It is hopeless, I will not argue with you!!!

There were 12 acts that the judges selected to audition on the live stage, in front of millions of viewers!! Wow!!! These people are brave to do that..... to transform from their living room in front of just a small camera to a large, live stage??? I applaud these contestants!!!! That is not an easy task!!! The 12 contestants were the following : PLUtonic - an acapello group, Dylan Plummer - jump rope, Pup - singer with a guitar and a dog that plays the accordion, Cam Hodges - singer with a guitar, Ryan Rodriguez - dancer, acrobat or something else??/, Austin Anderson - comedian, Booker Forte - hip hop dancer, Pizza Patt - pizza juggler, Kristina Young - singer, Maestro Alexander Bui - classical pianist, Dan Sperry - magician, and Jackie Evancho - a 10 year old operatic singer!!!!

Wow!!! As you can see there are sooo many different talents taken from the internet. Some are really good, and some just so-so. Take Dylan Plummer, the jumping rope exhibitionist. He can really manipulate the jumping rope in sooo many, wonderful ways. He is really an act by itself!!! Is he worth the million dollars??? I do not think so!!! How about Ryan Rodriguez??? I agree with the judges that you do not know whether he is a dancer, an acrobat or what??? Then there is the pizza juggler, Pizza Patt!!! Boy!!! Can he really juggle the pizza dough!!! I wonder if he has competed in any pizza dough throwing contests???? How about Dan Sperry, the magician??? Yikes!!!! That was gross!!! He had a white lifesaver that he ate, he took it out from his neck with a string!!! That was brilliant but really, really gross!!! When he was finished with his string, it flew towards Howie Mandell!!! You should have seen Howie flying out of his chair!!! That was really, really hilarious!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Piers Morgan was clapping, and Sharon Osbourne was hysterical!!!! The classical pianist, Maestro Alexander Bui was really good. He could have played a better piece!!! Then there was the ultimate act, a ten year old operatic singer, Jackie Evancho!!!! Wowie!!!! How did she get a voice like that at a tender age of 10???? That is really a God given talent!!!! The judges gave her an all expense trip to Orlando, and she has not even won!!!

The 4 acts continuing on their journey are Kristina Young, Maestro Alexander Bui, Dan Sperry and Jackie Evancho!!!! I heard that Jackie Evancho is already booked at the Carnegie Hall in December???? Do you think any of these acts have a chance with Jackie Evancho in their midst??? I do not think so!!!! But at least they already have the exposure that hopefully can aid them in the road to success!!!!
Posted by vs at 8/12/2010 8:30 AM Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 07272010

Wow!!! I did not realize how many acts were picked by the judges who have to pass another hurdle to go to the semi- finals!!!! There were already 36 acts that performed, and 12 more acts to go!!!! Some of the acts were better in their last 2 performances, a few changed their routine, and some made it a notch better!!!! For sure, those who made it did something more to their acts to give it a wow factor!!!!!

Who were the 12 acts? They were the following: South Philly Vikings - a dance group that seems they belong in a carnival with their costumes; CJ Dippa - a rapper, who probably wants to be the next Eminem; Harmonica Pierre - a Harmonica player; Polina Volchek - hula hoop dancer; The Strange Familiar - a 4 member band with a woman soloist; Haspop - dancer that seems to have soft bones in his body; Luigi - singer; Chipps Cooney - magician; Kaya and Sadie - belly dancers; Jeremy VanSchoonhoven - a bicyclist daredevil; Debra Romer - singer from Kalamazoo, Michigan; and Studio one Young Beast Society - Hip Hop dancers!!!!

Let us go to CJ Dippa, the young rapper boy. Do you think he is the next Eminem??? Possibly!!!! Like Piers Morgan said, he cannot understand one word of what CJ is saying!!!! Whew!!!!! I thought it was just me that did not understand his rap words!!!! Well, well, you are slow, just like Piers!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! That is why Piers and Howie Mandell are always on each others throats!!!! And poor Sharon Osbourne always had to referee them to keep them in place!!!! Speaking of Sharon, she really looked very pretty with her blue dress!!!! I do not know what it is that made her a knockout in her blue dress!!!! It must be that the blue dress complemented her red hair and her complexion!!!! She had a wow factor in this show!!!!

Polina Volchek, the Hula Hoop dancer. She changed her hula hoops to a rope!!!! It was still good, but like Piers said, it was boring!!! How about The Strange Familiar - the 4 member band??? When the soloist started singing, I thought that she should have perforned by herself!!! She has a very good voice!!!! True enough, Piers had the same sentiment like me!!!!The soloist's husband was playing the guitar, and they probably want to be together!!!! That is good, but what do you guys think out there???? Then there was Luigi who was better on his last 2 performances!!!! I think he chose the wrong song, to start with!!!! Plus, it seems that he was very nervous!!!! He missed his chance to shine!!!! How about Chipps Cooney??? The so-called magician??? He blew his chance!!!! Imagine, at his age doing a striptease like Chip n Dale???? Yuck!!!!! How in the heck did he pass the last hurdle???? Howie!!!!! You are a fool to let him go through!!! And dumb Piers and Sharon did not stop Howie!!!! Sharon even asked if Chipps was wearing pampers!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a moron!!!! What a humiliating night for Chipps!!!! Shame on you for laughing at him!!!! I was not laughing, I was soooo disgusted!!!! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!!!!!

Then there was Jeremy Van Schoonhoven, the bicyclist daredevil, whom Sharon called the next Evil Knievel!!!! He did his stunts blindfolded, and he nailed it!!!! How about Debra Romer, the singer??? I think she still need some work!!! I could not believe that Piers gave her a standing ovation!!!! Piers, is it because she is beautiful, and have a good stage presence, besides a good body that shows with her leather figure hugging pants complete with heels????? Needless to say, because of that Howie had a note or two to Piers!!! I am with Howie on Debra, she is good, but not that good!!!! There are better singers in the competition!!!! How about the Studio One Young Beast Society, the Hip Hop dancers???? They are good, but their name is a mouthful!!!!! Where on earth did they come out with that name????

Which acts are going to the semi- finals??? Haspop, Jeremy VanSchoonhoven, Debra Romer, and Studio One Young Beast Society!!!! I think the public and the judges, as usual, made good choices!!!! These 4 acts will have to wait and rest for a week for the last 12 to go through the elimination process!!! Then, these 4 acts will have tough weeks ahead of them with the competition tightening up!!!! Only the best of the best will succeed and go on to the next level!!!!
Posted by vs at 7/29/2010 8:15 AM Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 07202010

America's Got Talent elimination round continues in Hollywood!!! Of the 12 acts, only 4 will go to the semi-finals, and the rest will start their trek back home!!! Well, at least they were able to go to Hollywood with an all expense paid journey!!! That in itself is worth a lot already!!!! Can you imagine being with the elite few out of thousands who auditioned???? These acts were really lucky to go this far!!!! For some this will be the end of their life long dream, but for some, maybe, it is just the beginning of their journey!!!! Some might have the tenacity to keep on trying!!! Who knows??? Maybe for some acts, they just need to polish it!!! There is always a next time, is it not????

The 12 acts were: Cheer SF - a cheering group; Alice Tan Ridley - a singer who made some money singing in the subway; Mona Sampath Dance Company - a Bollywood dance group; Iron Horse - 3 musicians; Strong Man - a nurse who lifted a motorcycle and a car; Ronith - who does impressions of famous people; Hannibal Means - a singer,tenor; Wreckless - group of street dancers; Lil Chris - a young singer; Ascendance - 4 rock climbers; Antonio Restivo - magic with fire; and Michael Grimm - a singer from Mississippi who grew up with his grandmother.

It seems there are more singers in this competition. Will the last ones standing be all singers??? How could you judge singers against magic , rock climbing or dancing?? Ha! Ha! Ha! Why are you soooo worried?? You are not the judge!!!! Like Howie Mandell said the voting public know what they are doing!!!! Leave it to them and the judges!!! Wait!!! I just remembered something. If an act knows many people, then that act will surely win, is it not???? Maybe, maybe not. I think though that the public is really good at the end, only the very best will win!!!! Anyway, you are not a contestant, why worry??? Because the act that is not good might win!!! Ayyayay!!!! Vote then!!!! Do you have to pay to vote for the act you like??? If you do, forget it!!!! How else can they get the million dollar prize money for the best act of the season if they do not resort to a paid voting system???? How about the advertisers??? They pay an arm and a leg!!!! One million would not even put a dent on the money they are getting from their advertisers!!!! Forget it!!! You are sooo cheap!!! Oh, well. Any comments, anyone????

Some of these acts were not really good. Take Ronith who does the impressions. Goodness gracious!!!! How did they pass him to go to Hollywood???? Crazy judges!!!! They just want some people that will be the laughing stock on the show!!!! When he did the impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it was sooo dumb with his eyes bulging from the sockets and his shoulders going up!!!! Even the impression of Jim Carrey was really pathetic!!!! He needs more hours of practice to be more proficient!!! Howie Mandell likes him!!!! Oh, ya??? Look at the reactions of Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan!!!! I could go on and on but I think I shoild stop. Good!!!! Knowing you, you will just talk nonstop!!!! You got that right, babe!!!!

Which acts are going to the semi- finals??? The lucky acts that are going to the next round are: Alice Tan Ridley, Ascendance, Antonio Restivo and Michael Grimm!!!! Were they good choices??? From the 12 acts, I believe the voting public and the judges were right!!! But I believe some of these acts will really be fighting for their survival in this talent show because there are sooo many talents that are really exceptional!!!! How about you guys, what do you think????
Posted by vs at 7/22/2010 4:19 PM Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 06302010

Chicago, the Windy City, home of the Wrigley Field! This is where the recent audition for America's Got Talent was held. It seems that there were so many talents in Chicago and the judges were so pleased with the outcome of the audition! But not all the people that auditioned were all from Chicago. Some made a special trip just to audition, and for some, it really paid off!!! There were some disgusting audition, of course!!! Will that ever be gone from the show??? Of course not!!!! People think they have a talent that is worth a million dollars!!!! Not!!!! Don't these people ever hear themselves, or do their friends or relatives ever tell them that their talent is for the birds??? I guess not!!!!

What were some of the auditions??? The first guy that auditioned was soooo gross!!!! His talent was to sneeze, with his eyes wide open!!! How did he accomplish this??? That was the disgusting part!!! He had to put a cotton swab inside one of his nose to make himself sneeze! Howie Mandell was sooo grossed out that he walked out from his chair and gave him an X. It seems like Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne were both hypnotized, they cannot tap the X's, so Howie had to do it for them!!! Did he ever sneeze?? It seems the sneeze eluded him once he came on the stage!!! It probably frightened the heck out of him, for doing something sooo stupid!!!! Howie was questioning him about the H1N1 and the airborne viruses that he might be giving to the audience!!!!!! Yikes!!!!! Eeeeekkkk!!!!! People are really, really stupid, disgusting and insane!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, that is enough!!! We get it!!!!

There were the usual dance groups, where some groups are better than the others. Where there some unforgettable dance routine? I do not think so!!! I think this competition has been inundated by dance groups. I was wondering why these dancers did not audition with the other dance competition???? Because these dancers are mostly in a group, and the other dance competition you are talking about is a solo routine!!!!

How about the 24 year old guy, Carlos Aponte, who came all the way from Puerto Rico?? His audition was really something else!!!!! He sang a Spanish song that blew the mind of the judges and the audience!!!! Why??? He was small and when he started singing, everyone cannot believe that it was coming from him!!!! Wow!!!! Unbelievable!!!!! If you have not seen him, and you heard him sing, you would think that he is a big guy!!! He has a big voice coming out from the mouth of a small person!!!! He is a tenor and listening to him will remind you of Luciano Pavarotti or Placido Domingo!!! Is he that good??? Yes, he is that good!!!! In fact, Piers Morgan told Aponte that he had goose bumps listening to him sing!!! Aponte did not know what that meant but thanked him anyway!!! That is what I call, a real talent!!!! Sheeeshhh!!!! With that kind of voice, I think this guy will go very, very far in his career!!!

Then there was this strong man. He is a Registered Nurse! What??? They must really like him in the hospital where he works!!! He probably can lift sooo many people all at once!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are crazy!!! What did he do? Besides carrying a big boulder to the stage, he bent a frying pan to the size of a telescope!!! Piers Morgan X'd him and could not believe him!!! He thought that the frying pan was just a soft pan. Sharon and Howie challenged him to straighten the pan! Piers was a very sorry sight with the pan!!! He could not even budge it!!! The pan was given back to the strong man, and presto! the pan was back to its original shape!!! The strong man did it in a jiffy!!! No sweat!!!! You should have seen Piers after this!!!! Ha! Ha! Piers!!!! You are a wimp!!!! That is what you get for being cocky!!!!

The last person to audition was a singer from Kalamazoo, Michigan. She had a good voice but it seemed that she lacked self confidence!!! Howie would not let her through to the next round because he thought she was not ready yet!!! How about the other judges??? Piers gave her a chance, but it took some prompting and convincing from the audience and the singer for Sharon to give her a chance!!! That is really good!!!! Now, lady, you have your once in a lifetime chance!!!! Do not blow it!!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/30/2010 10:31 AM Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 06232010

Here we are again talking about the numerous talents showcased for the past two nights in America's Got Talent!!! This time, the auditions are from Orlando and Portland! Orlando seems to have many good talents as opposed to Portland!!! Why is that?? Is it because the Disneyworld and Universal Studios are there?? Here we go again!!! A question answered by a question??? Why do you always do that?? Why not?? You are killing me!!! Sorry, but I am not even touching you!!! Oh my gosh!!! You are making me sooo tired!!! Why and how??? Never mind, let us return to America's Got Talent!! Good!!!

There were many magicians that auditioned in Orlando. The one that sticks to my mind is the guy that swallowed a thread, and it came out from the lower part of his belly! When he was pulling the thread from his body, Nick Cannon said that he can see blood on the skin!!! I think I saw this magic before. If I am not mistaken, I think it was from a well known magician, David Blaine!!! Then there were many group dancers. The dancers that were featured were not unforgettable, that is why I am not even going to write about the dance groups!!! I can remember the saying," when you see one, you have seen them all!" Is that the saying or I screwed it up?? Please correct me if I got that wrong!!!

The talent that was unforgettable was the 16 year old Dutch boy dressed as Amadeus Mozart! He can really play the piano!!! Very impressive!! He was really funny and witty. When Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandell were kind of joking about his outfit, he told them that is what he wears to school!!! The two were shocked in disbelief, and the Dutch boy quickly remarked that he was just kidding!!!! Hurray fo you, kid!!! You got them!!! One point for you!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Portland!!! What talents were in Portland???? They had weird talents, dancers, as usual, singing and magic! There was a bicycle daredevil who asked Nick to help him out. Nick had to lie down on the stage while the bicycle daredevil moved around Nick being very careful that he does not touch Nick! He was successful with that act with Nick's delight, except when he was trying to manipulate his bicycle on top of concoctions, he fell once, the reason why Piers Morgan was quick to give him an X. He redeemed himself though and earned a spot in Vegas!!! Woo Hoo!!!

There was chaos that erupted when this one act came on stage with a lot of chihuahua!! I was not really sure how many dogs were there, but it seems too numerous to count, and everyone were trying to catch the eluding dogs on the stage and on the floor with the audience!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was really funny!!! Did the act earn a spot in Vegas?? What do you think???

The 75 year old woman who came next to do a hand whistle to the tune of America the Beautiful was fantastic!!! But........... her performance was gross!!! What did she do that grossed you? Well, before her act, she rub lotion on her hands and started licking her hands!!! Sharon was sooo grossed out that she said no to her for the next round!!! She was able to win Piers and Howie, and sell Howie one of her books on hand whistling!!! Howie, she touched that book with her licked hands!!! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

One of the dance duo that was different is the couple that did their dance while rock climbing!! That was really ingenious!!!! The funniest episode in the show was when this one woman started singing a nonsense song and Nick, being Nick, did his zany, stupid dance acts! I tell you, Nick was very entertaining and he sure can move his butt!!! He was sooo crazy, and people just loved him!!! No, his helping of the lady did not earn her to go to the next phase!!! Nick is sure lots of fun, unlike Piers that is always gloomy and uptight!!! You should also see Howie's expression that changes a lot with each performance!!!! Just by watching Nick and Howie, you will surely be entertained!!!! Forget the auditioneers and just watch the two! Wait, is there such a word??? Auditioneers??? I do not know and I don't really care!! Come to think of it, it seems like a good word! Maybe someday, I will start my own dictionary!!! Oh, oh, now she has very a high ambition!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Why, is it only Webster that can have a dictionary??? My, my, my!!! Then do it!!!

What else was in America's Got Talent? Now, you want more! Sorry, but I have to go now, nature is calling me!!!! Sayonara, adieu, farewell, bye!!!! Until next time......
Posted by vs at 6/24/2010 8:30 AM Add Comment

America's Got Talent, 06162010

The last two auditions of America's Got Talent highlighted the talents from New York City and Orlando!!! As usual, there were a variety of performances, be it singing, magic or dancing. There were a few exceptional talents in New York City and horrible performances in Orlando. All in all, it seems that there were more talents in New York City than Orlando!!! Why is that??? Because New York is the city of arts and culture!!! Naturally, they will have more talents out there than in Orlando!!! Does that make sense????

There were really good talented people in New York City, like the lady who has been singing in the subway for 20 years!!! Her voice was fantastic!!! And as Sharon said," How come nobody has signed you up yet?" Maybe, no one has really paid attention to her on the subway! You know how it is on the subway, everyone is in a hurry!!! And no one will really take the time to stop, listen and talk to you!!!! Sharon should know that! Ooopss... I forgot! Sharon does not ride the subway. She is probably always driven on a fancy car or a limousine!!!! How would she know what a subway is??? Right???

There were other acts like a bevy of dancing beauties, a magic that was really good! The magician traded places with his assistant inside the box on the count of two!!! How did they do it sooo fast??? Incredible!!! The 12 year old dancers can really dance! They were fabulous, it seems that they are already professional ballroom dancers!!! They can really move across the dance floor!!! How about the little girl with her four dancers??? She was sooo disappointed that she did not make to the next round!!! The judges remarked that she was not ready yet, but the audience disagreed with them!!! I think that she should have been given a chance, because there were other acts that were worst than her that went through to the next round!!!! Was it because she was so young and the judges thought that she has plenty of time, unlike the old, red haired lady that sang and was terrible??? Also, I am not good in makeup, but please, someone, help the poor old lady with her makeup!!! LOL. I was not going to make fun of her, but she really looked ridiculous, with red hair, black made up eyebrows, and was her lipstick, black??? Her lipstick seems to be outside of her mouth??? Goodness gracious!!! Why are you criticizing the lady??? She is in her seventies!!!! Oh, well. I really think that she can use some help in the makeup department!!! Sharon, why don't you please fix her up a little?? Just a little? Ha! Ha! Okay, fix her up a lot so that she will be more presentable!!!!! How about the last guy that performed? An illusionist?? He really did not have any tricks, but oh, was he ever f...u..n..n..y!!!!! Piers did not get it and said that the two clowns, meaning Howie and Sharon, will let this guy through!!! Of course, they did, and Piers was exasperated with them!!!!

How was the talent in Orlando??? There was a bunch of lady dancers from India who made use of their arms and fingers beautifully! Next was a singer who was sooooo nervous, that you can see that he was shaking up! I did not think that he was that good, but the judges let him go through to the next round!!! They were probably feeling sorry for him!!! Hope he redeems himself in Las Vegas!!! How about the horrible act of the 6 months engaged couple??? What did they do??? He inserted a sword on his mouth , and pulled it back out!! Then he inserted into his mouth a long drill!!! That was sooo horrific that the judges had a hard time looking, but they let them go through to the next round!!!! They must be really sick and crazy, just like the couple!!!! Whew!!! Very sickening, disgusting and insane!!! I guess this is what some people like to see... disgusting stuff!!!! Was it entertaining??? I do not think so!!!! If this act was showing somewhere, I will not pay to see it!!! Come to think of it, I will not go and watch it even if you pay me!!! Yikes!!! No, sir!!!! That is not entertainment!!! Maybe for weird, sick people, but not for me!!! Ugggghhhhh!!! What kind of word is this??? i do not know and I do not care since I am sooo horribly disgusted by that act!!!! Do any of you like to see this kind of entertainment??? Sure, it is different, but do you have the stomach for such a performance???? The guy said that during one of his performances, he cut something inside that he had to stay in the hospital for 4 days!!!!! See what I mean??? What a weird thing to do to make money!!!! The last performance was a bunch of dancers who said they almost did not make it to the audition because of finances. They claim they do not even have a decent place to practice!! They really delivered and everybody liked them!!! Another group that will make its way to Vegas!!!!

Where will they be next??? I do not really know, but there are sure many, many good talents in the good ole USA that need to be discovered!!! Thank goodness for America's Got Talent!!!!!
Posted by vs at 6/17/2010 8:36 AM Add Comment